$6 SRIMP SPECIAL

it's madeline! legal adult, she and her, sf

[uncoolgallery]

Katharina Grosse |

[ralphlanyon]

happy odyssey weekend

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

[monsterpotion]

periodically making a point to firmly flag my stance on certain matters rather than firing rent-lowering gunshots because at this point rent-lowering gunshots will get the attention of tumblr users who think they're cops.

[monsterpotion]

i like posting dumb jokes and foxes and yapping about ttrpgs and i love being a furry and thats what i'm here to do but i also want you, yes you, to know that we have to love each other. i'm not spelling it out because if you know you know and if you don't you can just stick around for the ttrpg nonsense.

[monsterpotion]

as much as i want this website to be useless to corporate overlords i also desperately want to love and support girls like me while we're here. this is not a wasteland this is not a crab bucket or a hellhole. we are actively under attack by both swarms of reactionary stalkers and the guy at the top but there's no destination for an exodus, there's no other place like this; this is what we have right now and i wish it were better.

[monsterpotion]

fucking tearing up here i don't know what i'm trying to say at this point. to the extent that i have any control over what happens here at monsterpotion dot tumblr dot com i want to offer kinship and connection amongst the ruins.

may there be relief from weariness and pain, even if only for a moment.

[monsterpotion]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Small Bowl with Mice, 100-500 CE, Ceramic with white and black Slip Glaze

[dwellington]

Higgledy Piggledy: 9 and a green

for an Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Mole.

5/5 with Trample and Poisonous 3

and "This spell costs 1 less for each land you control."

[tiktokstowatch]

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[pandioncristatus]

Higgledy piggledy,

King Ozymandias

rendered in stone with a

strident decree.

Says our dear traveller

(unsentimentally)

"All that remains is his

foot and his knee."

[unknought]

Higgledy piggledy, turning and turning as gyres are widening, centers unheld,

things fall apart and there’s anarchy everywhere; falcons fly freely and can’t be compelled.

Dimming the tide there is blood in the water and everywhere customs of innocence drowned.

Held by the worst is a fervent intensity; lacking conviction the best run aground.

Surely there must be some kind of apocalypse; surely epiphany must be at hand!

Visions unbidden from Spiritus Mundi of something awakening out on the sand:

Head of a man with a leonine frame and a pitiless gaze that’s as blank as the sun;

sleep became nightmare by passage of centuries long before eons of slumber were done.

Higgledy piggledy, beast of antiquity, imminent, just as the prophecies warn,

shambling slowly but revelatorily, slouching towards Bethlehem, there to be born.

[arcnoise]

nael, age six, sings a song in their rocket, with capital letters, a jubilant shout:

panthera tigris runs free and unfettered, a broken enclosure – the tiger is out

[nouveau-riche-princess]

when she lets me hit

[dwellington]

LRB: on the gen alpha equivalent of sanrio

there’s no way it’s cocomelon—cocomelon is too ubiquitous, too american, too optimized for mass appeal.

no, the gen alpha sanrio is ideally a wildly, astonishingly successful overseas cultural export, something with cultural cachet far exceeding the average fan’s familiarity with any actual source media.

with this in mind, i’d like to posit that the gen alpha sanrio is actually jujutsu kaisen.

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[thediceplayer]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog this post to help a child break the law

[0x5742]

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law