ceo of having a long ass queue

THIS IS A LITTLE SONG! A LITTLE SONG ABOUT TRUST!

[pings-from-arkham]

[thenixkat]

I keep remembering that Snowflame exists. Any DC project could use him as a villain if they want. He's a drug dealing supervillain with a cult and his fire powers are fueled by his consumption of cocaine which he worships as a goddess

[mint-swirl]

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

[mint-swirl]

*scared* what’s gonna happen on june tenth

[wizardshark]

Going to clown court tomorrow

[wizardshark]

You think this is funny?? I'm going to fucking clown jail

[wizardshark]

Sat in the defendant's chair and a 5 second long whoopy cushion fart echoed throughout the court room. The entirety of the jury showed up in one tiny car. My lawyer began to hand the paper work to the prosecution by pulling it out of his sleeve and it just kept going and going and going. I asked him if now is really the time for that and the judge threatened me with contempt of court.

Fucking hate clown civilization

[wizardshark]

I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL *I pull out a gun but when I pull the trigger it shoots a hilarious spray of water*

[nociceptrix]

Mackie, how much did you charge?

[whitemacklemore]

20 dollards

[pjackk]

Nice huge naked tits sorry but i dont give a fck about them thiugh

[shencomix]

[iwishididntgetstalkedfor2years]

No wonder death grips fucking hate their fans, relistening to their music, it's so visceral and personal for it to be boiled down to "haha funny black guy scream xd" is insulting

[iwishididntgetstalkedfor2years]

People thought they're in on the joke that is not there and to refuse to engage with death grips on any level beyond that seemed ridiculous because how can anything that sounds like this be serious, Mc ride, the alterego he created for his stage name has replaced him and it's sad. People refused to see him as anything beyond "one dimensional black guy who screams about nonsense to crazy synths"

Anyways here's Stefan Burnett

He's an artist, he is a person he is not just Mr grips and a lot of people seem to forget it.

Here is his work.

[iwishididntgetstalkedfor2years]

Wish people could engage with black art without boiling the artist out of the stew

[owlmylove]

no one tells you how much of life takes practice. not just writing, painting, running, singing, etc, but practicing how to make friends. how to make the right ones. getting practiced at how to be a good friend, a good sibling, a good person. practice identifying when people haven’t earned that. learning to recognize your right to rage and, eventually, how to offer mercy. so much of life is muscle memory, and i’ve begun to realize there are so many more parts of ourselves to flex and stretch and strengthen than those we’re taught in anatomy lessons

[realmsofgames]

[flipchild]

I want to play a summer game...

[comicpolls]

Favourite Platonic Duo: Round One Match Sixty-One of Sixty-Four

Dick Grayson (Nightwing/Robin) & Damian Wayne (Robin)

Bruce Wayne (Batman) & Cassandra Cain (Batgirl)

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

[casscainmainly]

VOTE FOR THE FATHER & DAUGHTER OF ALL TIME

[tylostoma]

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[bogleech]

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

[luxflora]

[pfaugh]

Operation Condor - Wikipedia

[xeansicemane]

Remember folks, the two types of conspiracy theory are "Things the CIA or FBI has admitted to doing" and "Antisemitism"

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[thirdworldgf]

I will succeed because I’m crazy

[gwensy]

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