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Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

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gayhoediaz

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

#Polyarnaya Zvezda #for the Red October fandom #it is phenomenal and i would kill to read the last chapter #or anything else that anon wrote #misc

pcindexter

Toby Leonard Moore as James Wesley

in DAREDEVIL (2015-2018), created by Drew Goddard S1E1ㅤInto the Ring

#daredevil #james wesley

babyfoxcollectionthings

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just-another-cat-blog

pride month!!!

lemonsharks

Is that a miette?

jeanjauthor

Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!

lost-and-cursed

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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russianyoshkinaneko

Corvo chose Ghost-NoKill run lmao

i know im preaching to the choir but my favorite thing about tumblr and its chronological dashboard is theres little to no algorithmic favoritism built-in for upsetting content. like on twitter/tiktok/IG/etc, the more engagement something gets the more algorithm priority it receives which naturally favors extreme, and oftentimes purposefully shocking content. Its also smart enough to tell which posts you stop to read the longest and will custom-tailor show you topics that it knows you care about and will upset you and make you react.

which is why when i open those sites the first thing im greeted with is walls and walls of the most outlandish, psychologically distressing things imaginable but when i open tumblr all i see are a bunch of posts going: "what if i was a buuuugggg 🐛🐛🐛🪲🪲🪲 #bug"

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pearlsasinger-deactivated202602

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

madmonksandmaenads

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

atticescapee-abandoned

#hdm

bimbinis

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time