life's a bitch and then you die

29 years closer to retirement

[segamascott]

[memewhore]

[cyberpunkplaza]

laptop with seven fold-out screens

[predatory-lesbians]

imagine jacking it to porn in the libary on this

[patroclusdefencesquad]

no one does it like him any more

[aurpiment]

Yoooo Guess who had a baby

[aurpiment]

Santa Cruz otter 841 who was attacking surfers earlier this year

[aurpiment]

The articles about it have all had some trite little quip about how they hope she’ll be too busy to attack surfers which WOW why do you want women to quit their careers when they become parents? 🤔 seems misotternistic

[ballwizard]

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

[tragedyposting]

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

[riverlarking]

just a little guy

[worthless-mess]

"u look tired" dawg i'm going insane

[nictanova]

New Skitarii sniper with some modifications

[lammergeier-spitfire]

[orcboxer]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[orcboxer]

Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.

The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.

[orcboxer]

like the fuck are they gonna do lmao

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[h0nex]

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[scoobydoozies]

autism be damned, my girl can work a grill

[coughloop]

thats me in the bathroom

thats me on the toilet

pooping with my shirt off

[buttpoems]

[alexaloraetheris]

This post just kicked me in my teeth

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Ma Dong-seok in Train to Busan (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-ho

[omercifulheaves]

So many actors trying to look swole and roided up as possible for their superhero roles and yet not a single one of them can bring the ‘I could absolutely kick the shit out of an army single-handedly” energy that Ma Dong-seok and his dad-bod does.

[triviallytrue]

folks I think perhaps we are gerrymandering the term “dad bod” a bit here, most fathers do not have biceps the size of their head

[parkchanwoohoo]

Jesus, it’s been a while since I’ve seen this, and I’m shocked at how downright small he looks here compared to how big he gets in the Roundup movies

[shownumetal]

peak romance