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@nanigma
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hi Nanigma! i know this is a stretch since it doesn't look live you've been online in a while but i figured i'd ask anyway: so far as i've been able to see, Zero's supports in Warriors with Owain, Linde, and Caeda haven't been properly translated yet, i don't suppose you'd have the raws to translate those? or perhaps would even be willing to translate those yourself if it's not too much trouble and you have the time?
Hey! I am in fact still alive but only use this account for lurking these days and occasionally commenting on people's posts. I don't really have the bandwith currently to go back into the translation stuff myself, but if you want to have a go at it, I recommend going to pegasusknight.com. It's in Japanese and has pretty much all the support convos you asked for:
Hope it helps!
2023 Bucket
This is a bucket. Anything you don't want to take with you into 2024, feel free to drop it in the bucket. I will be burning the contents (with Hellfire) at exactly 11:59pm on New Year's Eve.
You don't have to type anything, at all. Just reblog the bucket and your intentions will be known by the universe. Or the bucket. Or whatever you like.
Thanks for the bucket! A few things will definitely go in.
This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.
When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.
Important and vital
I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again
This is an exception to not being related to writing.
Bringing this back as we approach Halloween. Keep your pets indoors.
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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc
“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”
The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America
I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.
"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"
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Old English is a language option on ao3 now????
@professorsparklepants Oh my goodness! I checked the category, and it has 16 stories - 15 of which probably just assumed it was another spelling of 'english'. But one absolute MADMAN took it on and wrote possibly the only fanfic in Old English - because they could! And I for one, salute them <3
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
indigostohelit
"AO3 has had an Old English language category for a minute, but none of the fic in it is in Old English, which I think is a crying shame. I'm not sure if anyone has posted fic in Old English before in, uh, all of human history, so I figured how better to inaugurate fic in the (arguable) origin of the English language than with the (arguable) origin of modern fanfiction?
This is the most unbelievably niche thing I have done in my entire life, and the category is competitive. Chapter 1 is the fic; Chapter 2 is a translation and translator's commentary, meant for an audience of non-Old English speakers. I love this language and its wildly homoerotic and emo poetry very deeply—if your primary reaction to a fanfiction in Old English is "why the sweet hell would you do this" a) you are right but b) I do want you to have a good time wondering with me how Captain Kirk would describe advanced computational technology in a language designed mainly for medieval men who are horse girls.
I'm hugely indebted to Bosworth-Toller's Anglo-Saxon Dictionary Online, and use their formatting for long vowels and palatalized C and G. The last time I was actively studying this language was 2017, and my grammar is certainly atrocious—corrections very welcome."
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Full art for Duo Hero Kagero & Orochi - Bond Unwavering!
Artist: ekao
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
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They are
wow I wish fe9/10 had full voice acting
Radiant Dawn narrator: *speaks*
…no, no not you
Hey have you been doing alright? You've been absent for quite a while and im worried something awful must have happened.
Hey, sorry for not responding in so long. Nothing bad happened, I just use tumblr less and am generally less active on social media. So no worries, it's just a big old case of me being a bit lazy and generally just consuming fanworks passively right now.
I have some other asks in my inbox, which I do plan to get to at some point. Right now I am simply working full time and have less energy to invest in other stuff.
But thank you for checking in nontheless. It's really sweet that people still remember this silly blog. :)
Communicating with my cat is so crazy, it’s like, you watch my back for predators when I sleep. You meow only because you know that I vocalize often, but the words I use are nothing to you unless they’re associated with things relevant to your little baby life (food, for example). You slow blink at me because you feel safe with me. You point your ass at my face, indicating that you trust me to watch your back for predators, because you feel safe with me. You sit in my lap and sleep pressed against my side because you need to warm yourself up, and you trust me to warm you. I know this because I have access to information. If I didn’t, these things would be weird to me. I call you Lulu, but you don’t need a name for me; you have your senses to identify me. You smell me to identify me. You nuzzle me with your head to mark me as family with your scent. We ARE family. You are both the baby I feed and the elderly little lady who watches over me. It’s a very special and pure interspecies bond. I have a concept of “love” that is metaphysical, conceptual; you have an instinctual bond to those that you “trust” to help you survive (and that you, in turn, help to survive). You DO aid my survival on an emotional level that you can’t possibly understand, because you try to aid me on the physical level that comes naturally to you. Who said survival of the fittest has no room for love? We share the pure love of deep friendship because you and I must survive. My creature, Lulu, my best friend. My stinky.
As per my last clay tablet,
CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!
Totally relate
Getting a new porn bot everyday like it’s an advent calendar
I'm so so so sorry to ask, because I know times are rough for everyone right now... but I don't suppose anyone has any money to spare? I'm not even sure we have enough gas to get me to and from work this week, and we're very low on food. My mother had a total breakdown last night because she couldn't find anything to have for supper aside from crackers and cheese. I've really left it to the last possible breaking point to ask for help because I hate doing it.
My P*ypal / My K*fi
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Wela'lioq (thank you all) 🙏
I wrote this elsewhere but I figured I would share it here too because… Well, I can, that’s why.
Claude. Why his accusation of the Church make no sense.
Let’s look at his claims closely. These are almost directly word for word from his mouth:
They use social status to justify prejudice
They have no tolerance for those who come from anywhere else. Or who don’t believe in their teachings.
They steal your freedom and give you an endless list of duties and obligations because you have a Crest
They force people into unwanted marriages and positions of power
They forbid any official contact with outside regions.
These are his biggest claims against the Church of Seiros and Rhea. But even if we remove “player knowledge” from the equation and knowledge from other routes, and focus primarily on how his experiences in Foldan would shape these views, it doesn’t really add up.
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Ok, here's the totally factual and rock-solid calc for why Elise and Sakura are 18+:
The second artbook states that Corrin's kidnapping took place 15 years prior to the start of the game; Sakura states in her A-support with Corrin that there were rumors that Nohr actually intended on kidnapping her but settled for Corrin when they failed, meaning she must have been alive when it happened or else the rumor would never have existed; Sakura and Elise are the same age because of symbolic parallels which, as everyone knows, automatically means that the characters being cotrasted are always as old as each other; Elise states that she remembers Garon being a kind person when he was younger which, given the fact that Garon already had the grey skin he got from being possessed by Anankos when he killed Sumeragi, that people irl don't start remembering things until they're roughly 3 years old, and that Elise would have had to spend a lot more time with him than that in order to have as strong of an emotional connection with him as she does by the start of the game, would mean she'd have had to have known him for at least 5 or 6 years prior to the kidnapping but after making it to 3 years of age, putting her (and consequently, Sakura) at 23 or 24.
(This is mostly a joke, but i do think it's a decent enough argument; the biggest flaws with it are that assuming Elise and Sakura are the same age is pretty baseless, along with the number at the end being arbitrary, but it still works pretty well as proof for Elise being 18+ at minimum due to her remembering what Garon was like prior to the kidnapping.)
Lol yeah it is pretty wild how Fates' age calculations can be haha
Not quite.
Elise doesn’t ever mention remembering the old Garon, it’s Leo/Xander. In fact, it’s outright seen she doesn’t know him in her support with Leo (Which makes sense if she was younger).
Elise: What did Father used to be like? Leo: Hm? What do you mean? Elise: Xander once told me that Father used to be really different, but he didn't say more. So I was hoping you could tell me what kind of person Father was back then. Leo: Hmm. Well, before Queen Arete passed away, I'd say he was a gentle father. Elise: Gentle?! No way! I can't even imagine him like that.
There’s also the mention of new born princess after Azura got kidnapped. So Elise can’t be older than 15 years old. She was born at a time with no mistresses’ conflict.
As for Sakura, while she mentions she was little in her Corrin support, JP support specifically mentiones that she was newly born at the time, which barely makes her 15-16. The support doesn’t mention her remembering Corrin at all, just believing the rumor that she’s the one supposed to be kidnapped.
Sakura: W-well...I was really little when you were kidnapped and taken to Nohr... One day, I overheard some maids talking, and they said that Nohr wasn't after YOU. They had originally planned to kidnap me!
[サクラ] …は、はい。わかりました。▼ 私は…カムイ兄様が暗夜王国に連れ去られた頃、まだ生まれたばかりで…▼ 物心がついた頃にリョウマ兄様たち以外にもう一人の兄様がいることを教えられました…▼ でもある日…城内の女中達がこんな噂をしてるのを聞いてしまいました。▼ 実はカムイ兄様は、暗夜の標的ではなく…▼ 本当は、生まれたばかりの私を誘拐するつもりだったと…
Not only Sakura that doesn’t remember Corrin, but Takumi was too young to remember as well.
That art book also confirms that Hinoka is around 21. Hinoka states in her Warriors supports with Camilla and Minerva she states that she was 7 years old when she started training to become a pegasus knight, which she only started after Corrin was kidnapped. That means she would have been around 6 when Corrin was kidnapped.
Even if Hinoka, Takumi, and Sakura were all born extremely close together (which they weren't, considering Sakura clearly doesn't remember Corrin at all while Hinoka does), the max Sakura could be is like 18.
Adding to the "Takumi doesn't remember Corrin" bit. The drama cd is very explicit about this (outside material, but otherwise congruent with the main plot) as it is the entire reason he is especially wary of them at first and pissed at people expecting him to be elated at the return of a stranger in his mind.
Interestingly, since Leon still remembers the old Garon, this is something of a clue that he could be a bit older than Takumi.