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juke-is-a-penguin

Find me a man who's willing to love me as much as Luke loves Petunia 🥺

#5sos

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ars0nism

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

lily-orchard

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

hilbeth

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

#gay #im fucking gay #girls

fedorathexplorer

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

chrownox

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

fedorathexplorer

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

thetyrannosaur

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

#meme

caroldanversenthusiast

literally us gays growing up and trying to relate to something

#gay #meme #gay meme

sharky-sharks

Lush was selling these today!🦈

Text SHARKATTACK to 40649 and sign the pledge!🦈

gluttonousgoddess

or we could let an unnecessary danger to swimmers die.

yourladyindank

No the fuck we can’t. Because last I checked humans don’t own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, they’re IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.

Sharks aren’t a problem. They never have been. People are.

jeza-red

if you swim where the sharks are, it’s on you buddy, the animal gotta eat you don’t gotta swim

#serious stuff

officialpizzarat

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.