Hello Internet, my old friend

I've come to talk with you again.

[fag]

i hate that time @ night when ur dash starts slowing down to the point where you keep reaching posts you’ve already passed and keep refreshing every 5 minutes in an endless cycle of repetitive bullshit

[meladoodle]

This headline looks like it’s been created by some sort of pop culture meme generator

[psychoticrambling]

this entire year looks like it was created by a shitty online meme generator

[herotox-deactivated20150121]

[drawingguitarist]

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

[thelovelyseas]

Galactic Squid off the cost of Okinawa by Cameron Knudsen

[satan-senpie]

A Guitar/Glockenspiel Duet With Myself

[shinierchrystal]

The best 7 second song there is

[redanteater]

and it loops so perfectly too

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

When u smol  and u go to the 5 ft area in the pool with your tol friend

[bobabeach]

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[dentureteeth-deactivated2015122]

eyes by fka twigs’ makeup artist, bea sweet

[narcotic]

It’s weird how people find it relaxing to drive in the rain. You wouldn’t think driving a 1 ton metal death trap while water is falling from the sky would be relaxing but goddamn I love it.

[lilacsparks]

do you have that one lyric where you have to mentally prepare yourself and when it comes on you’re still and quiet and just let it wash over you and you know that everything will be alright

[lceburgs]

im actually laughing so hard at this

[leonardo-dicaprisun]

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

[sexytimesonfire]

Canadians are weird

[fightmesquidward-deactivated201]

is that big girls dont cry playing in the background

[killer-squirtle]

As a Canadian, I can verify this

[drvideogames-deactivated2013092]

contrary to popular belief, rome was actually built in a day. new information from our hidden sources confirm “caesar like totally went ham on those bricks, he fucking built so much shit it was amazing”

[buzzfeed]

There Is A New Type Of Firework Called The Sky Ladder And It’s Beautiful

[miss-sternennacht]

[aughtpunk]

Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars.

All alone.

Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything.

Guys I am depressed over robots now.

[wizardshark]

oh god this is the saddest thing i have ever read

[thehazardsolove]

#is it though?????#because i think it’s sweet#imagine; someone somewhere along the line decided to program curiosity to sing that song#someone wrote and inputted that code#just so that on curiosity’s landing anniversary#curiosity could sing to itself#we sent it to another planet but we won’t let its milestones go by without ceremony#i think it’s the most wonderful thing i’ve heard all day#that someone thought to program that tiny little command into curiosity#that curiosity took that tiny little act of human kindness with it (wearealsoboats)

[meanderingandrambling]

#bittersweet #this is the definition of bittersweet

[b-reathed]

the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer

[lasxing-deactivated20150828]

I photoshop my belly button out of nudes to keep em guessing