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unclefather

*goes through my mans phone after he dies*

*gets out the Ouija board*

me: who is Sarah

earthandanimals

sairenji

deep-space-diver

You know what doesn’t fuck around?

Australian children’s books on animals

littlepastina

That cone shell is why I was so scared of the ocean

awwww-cute

The internet called it a Puggle Wuggle

whiplish

sonokatas

f-o-u-r-s-t-r-i-n-g-s-deactivat

OKAY BUT GUYS I DROPPED A DROP OR TWO OF BLACK LIQUID EYELINER INTO MY EYE LIKE A WEEK AGO AND IT CLEARED UP RIGHT

WELL ITS COLD AND WINDY OUT SO MY EYES STARTING WATERING AND I SWEAR TO GOD BLACK TEARS STARTING ROLLING DOWN MY FACE I SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MY DAD HE CALLED ME A DEVIL IN SPANISH

karstaagskookykastle-blog

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

verministry

my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”