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23 | m | mene mene tekel upharsin 

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  Stefan Koidl

[nogf]

Xanos

[crimewave420]

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

[airframeextender]

this is the best post on this website

[pissvortex]

OSHA is asleep post load-bearing tree

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello

[pukicho]

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

[mycomortis]

how are the trees

[pukicho]

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

[blakhawk15-deactivated20221118]

[minatokun]

tell me one good reason why kojima couldn’t put britney spears in this game

[tonyzaret]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[chickenfarmersan]

[verynicecaesarino]

[patchoulism]

Guys will never tell you this, but actually, when you edge during masturbation, you have a balance meter like during grinds in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

[cikero]

don’t choke on the boot !

[dykey-femme]

due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore

“passion for the work” = enslavement of mind, body, & soul. anything less than total enslavement will never be enough for them.

[bobacupcake]

hey guys please check out this blocklist when you have a chance

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[clown-gang]

[kkoongie]

I need y’all to know that I’ve sold multiple copies of Death Stranding to mothers who are buying it because Norman Reedus and/or Mads Mikkelsen are “sexy as hell” but otherwise don’t play video games and are planning to steal the PlayStation from their husbands for a week, and I truly love and support every single one of them in the quest to live their best lives

[kkoongie]

God you’re so right @maeborowski