Anyone lucky enough to have Leia Organa as a mother has literally no excuse for being anything other than a pure fucking delight. And thatâs the tea.

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Anyone lucky enough to have Leia Organa as a mother has literally no excuse for being anything other than a pure fucking delight. And thatâs the tea.
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Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
I MEAN
ITâS JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
âOkay, and whoâs the president?â
âObama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him⊠whatâs his nameâŠâ
âItâs okay, you know who he is.â
2.
âWhoâs the president?â
â*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhhâŠOrange⊠damn it whatâs the fuckâs nameâŠ.
âYup, good enough.â
3.
âAnd whoâs the president,â
âNot fuckinâ Obama!â
âI feel ya.â
4.
âWhoâs the president- wait, nevermind youâre from Korea you said, right? So whoâs-â
âEverybody knows that Trump-bitch.â
âOh, well, alright then.â
5. (My personal favorite)
âWhoâs the president?â
âEw.â
âGood enough.â
My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been âay dios mioâ during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.
lol me too , lady
LMAO
hi, why arenât you watching brooklyn nine nine?
I firmly believe that unless the couple has discussed and agreed to marriage ahead of time, nobody has any business making a surprise public proposal.
Okay except some people want a surprise public proposal.Â
Girl my husband took me to Spain and gave me a kinder egg on the beach, the ring was inside the capsule (Lord knows how he did that) if any feminist tried to take that away from me I may cut a bitch. Best surprise of my life.
I wish people were capable of analyzing larger social trends and figuring that a significant number of women end up getting pressured into engagements or marriages they donât want bc the audience that comes along with a public proposal will think sheâs a bitch if she says no - instead of thinking âi liked it when it happened to me, therefore it could never turn out badly for anyone, not ever!!!!â
I think what people are misunderstanding here is that agreeing to marriage ahead of time doesnât need to be like, asking permission to propose? I surprised my now spouse with a proposal in Disneyland but before that we had several conversations about the future of our relationship, future plans for our retirements and how weâd have to get married eventually for immigration purposes. I didnât go to her and say âso would you say yeah if I proposed?â or hash out deets ahead of time, but we had enough of a mutual understanding and communicated desire to get married that, although it was a surprise for when and how I proposed, it wasnât out of left field at all.
This is exactly like conversations about consent, people get up in arms thinking that it means you have to have contracts and serious sit down conversations before doing anything when its REALLY EASY to simply COMMUNICATE with your partner so things like this are done properly, yeesh
âproposal can be a surprise, engagement shouldnât beâ - saw that somewhere, thought it was the most accurate
not to mention op specifically stated that it was about communication, not âsurprise proposals are toxicâ
but hey any excuse to bash feminism amirite
The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks
and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED
the culprits were horses
HEY THIS IS BAD
My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did.Â
The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests.Â
Horses have been known to also eat meat.
http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/
1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.
2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.
3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.
4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.
5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as âFreight Trainâ.
6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.
Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k
kill ceasar
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Because of the Fifth Amendment, no one in the U.S. may legally be forced to testify against himself, and because of the Fourth Amendment, no oneâs records or belongings may legally be searched or seized without just cause. However, American police are trained to use methods of deception, intimidation and manipulation to circumvent these restrictions. In other words, cops routinely break the lawâin letter and in spiritâin the name of enforcing the law. Several examples of this are widely known, if not widely understood.
1) âDo you know why I stopped you?â Cops ask this, not because they want to have a friendly chat, but because they want you to incriminate yourself. They are hoping you will âvoluntarilyâ confess to having broken the law, whether it was something they had already noticed or not. You may think you are apologizing, or explaining, or even making excuses, but from the copâs perspective, you are confessing. He is not there to serve you; he is there fishing for an excuse to fine or arrest you. In asking you the familiar question, he is essentially asking you what crime you just committed. And he will do this without giving you any âMirandaâ warning, in an effort to trick you into testifying against yourself.
2) âDo you have something to hide?â Police often talk as if you need a good reason for not answering whatever questions they ask, or for not consenting to a warrantless search of your person, your car, or even your home. The ridiculous implication is that if you havenât committed a crime, you should be happy to be subjected to random interrogations and searches. This turns the concept of due process on its head, as the cop tries to put the burden on you to prove your innocence, while implying that your failure to âcooperateâ with random harassment must be evidence of guilt.
3) âCooperating will make things easier on you.â The logical converse of this statement implies that refusing to answer questions and refusing to consent to a search will make things more difficult for you. In other words, you will be punished if you exercise your rights. Of course, if they coerce you into giving them a reason to fine or arrest you, they will claim that you âvoluntarilyâ answered questions and âconsentedâ to a search, and will pretend there was no veiled threat of what they might do to you if you did not willingly âcooperate.â (Such tactics are also used by prosecutors and judges via the procedure of âplea-bargaining,â whereby someone accused of a crime is essentially told that if he confesses guiltâthus relieving the government of having to present evidence or prove anythingâthen his suffering will be reduced. In fact, âplea bargainingâ is illegal in many countries precisely because it basically constitutes coerced confessions.)
4) âWeâll just get a warrant.â Cops may try to persuade you to âconsentâ to a search by claiming that they could easily just go get a warrant if you donât consent. This is just another ploy to intimidate people into surrendering their rights, with the implication again being that whoever inconveniences the police by requiring them to go through the process of getting a warrant will receive worse treatment than one who âcooperates.â But by definition, one who is threatened or intimidated into âconsentingâ has not truly consented to anything.
5.) We have someone who will testify against you Police âinformantsâ are often individuals whose own legal troubles have put them in a position where they can be used by the police to circumvent and undermine the constitutional rights of others. For example, once the police have something to hold over one individual, they can then bully that individual into giving false, anonymous testimony which can be used to obtain search warrants to use against others. Even if the informant gets caught lying, the police can say they didnât know, making this tactic cowardly and illegal, but also very effective at getting around constitutional restrictions.
6) âWe can hold you for 72 hours without charging you.â Based only on claimed suspicion, even without enough evidence or other probable cause to charge you with a crime, the police can kidnap youâor threaten to kidnap youâand use that to persuade you to confess to some relatively minor offense. Using this tactic, which borders on being torture, police can obtain confessions they know to be false, from people whose only concern, then and there, is to be released.
7) âIâm going to search you for my own safety.â Using so-called âTerry frisksâ (named after the Supreme Court case of Terry v. Ohio, 392 U.S. 1), police can carry out certain limited searches, without any warrant or probable cause to believe that a crime has been committed, under the guise of checking for weapons. By simply asserting that someone might have a weapon, police can disregard and circumvent the Fourth Amendment prohibition on unreasonable searches.
U.S. courts have gone back and forth in deciding how often, and in what circumstances, tactics like those mentioned above are acceptable. And of course, police continually go far beyond anything the courts have declared to be âlegalâ anyway. But aside from nitpicking legal technicalities, both coerced confessions and unreasonable searches are still unconstitutional, and therefore âillegal,â regardless of the rationale or excuses used to try to justify them. Yet, all too often, cops show that to them, the Fourth and Fifth Amendmentsâand any other restrictions on their powerâare simply technical inconveniences for them to try to get around. In other words, they will break the law whenever they can get away with it if it serves their own agenda and power, and they will ironically insist that they need to do that in order to catch âlaw-breakersâ (the kind who donât wear badges).
Of course, if the above tactics fail, police can simply bully people into confessingâfalsely or truthfullyâand/or carry out unconstitutional searches, knowing that the likelihood of cops having to face any punishment for doing so is extremely low. Usually all that happens, even when a search was unquestionably and obviously illegal, or when a confession was clearly coerced, is that any evidence obtained from the illegal search or forced confession is excluded from being allowed at trial. Of course, if there is no trialâeither because the person plea-bargains or because there was no evidence and no crimeâthe âexclusionary ruleâ creates no deterrent at all. The police can, and do, routinely break the law and violate individual rights, knowing that there will be no adverse repercussions for them having done so.
Likewise, the police can lie under oath, plant evidence, falsely charge people with âresisting arrestâ or âassaulting an officer,â and commit other blatantly illegal acts, knowing full well that their fellow gang membersâofficers, prosecutors and judgesâwill almost never hold them accountable for their crimes. Even much of the general public still presumes innocence when it comes to cops accused of wrong-doing, while presuming guilt when the cops accuse someone else of wrong-doing. But this is gradually changing, as the amount of video evidence showing the true nature of the âStreet Gang in Blueâ becomes too much even for many police-apologists to ignore.
http://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties/7-ways-police-will-break-law-threaten-or-lie-you-get-what-they-want
One of the biggest realizations with dealing with cops for me was the fact that they CAN lie, they are 100% legally entitled to lie, and they WILL whether youâre a victim of crime, accused of committing a crime or anything else
Everyone needs to reblog this, it could save a life.
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in the year 2018 we just watched a 3.5 hour grammy telecast that presented one (1) award to a woman
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT
ARE YOU
THE FUCK???
[A]ccording to Recording Academy President Neil Portnow, the onus is on female artists to âstep upâ to the plate.
âIt has to begin with⊠women who have the creativity in their hearts and souls, who want to be musicians, who want to be engineers, producers, and want to be part of the industry on the executive level,â he told reporters in the GRAMMY press room. â[They need] to step up, because I think they would be welcome.â
- from Entertainment Tonight
OH I SEE. WOMEN DONâT WANT TO WIN GRAMMYS. OR WRITE OR PERFORM MUSIC. ITâS ALL PERFECTLY FUCKING CLEAR NOW.
Can we honest to god lynch this motherfucker?
Someoneâs going to argue that more than one woman won an award. But this is about who was televised (and thereâs another argument why categories like Best Jazz Vocal Album arenât shown live), who is visible, and who is valued. Congrats to the following women whoâve fought industry bias in some cases for decades:
Jennifer Higdon, Best Contemporary Classical Composition
 Barbara Hannigan, Best Classical Solo Vocal Album
Patricia Kopatchinskaja, Best Chamber Music/Small Ensemble Performance
surround mastering engineers and producers Darcy Proper and Jane Ira Bloom, Best Surround Sound Album
Carrie Fisher, Best Spoken Word Album
Lisa Loeb, Best Childrenâs Album
Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Best World Music Album
Aimee Mann, Best Folk Album
Rhonda Vincent, Best Bluegrass Album(tied)Â
Aida Cuevas, Best Regional Mexican Music Album
Shakira, Best Latin Pop Album
Reba McEntire, Best Roots Gospel Album
CeCe Winans, Best Gospel Album and Best Gospel Performance/Song
Cecile McLorin Salvant, Best Jazz Vocal Album
Alessia Cara, Best New Artist