A Walking Oxymoron

(17/USA/panromantic/whatever pronouns) Hi guys! I offer no apologies for the fact that 99.9% of my account is reblogs. Sometimes I'll post original art or writing, occasionally fanfiction, so keep an eye out. Talk to me about Darksiders~!

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[red-sky-night]

Glampire makeup! #mua #sfxmakeup

[red-sky-night]

Indef.  Hiatus

hey guys, with all this ‘safe mode’ BS, I’m just gonna nope on out of tumblr for a while. 

see y’all again soon (i hope)

[dizkuar]

[allthemuches]

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

[astratic]

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

[csevet]

they are in fact married for real

[bananahomo]

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list  

[red-sky-night]

Up close and personal with the danger noodle

[red-sky-night]

Okay this has reached like 300 notes overnight

Y tho¿?

[wrasslerjedi]

It doesn’t matter how inexperienced or unprepared you think you are, if suicide squad can win an oscar, you can get that job you’re applying for.

[only1600kids]

I NEED THIS

[qualitees]

I found it! My life is COMPLETE

[cerulean-sassquatch]

I need this!

[internets-bests]

Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead 

[pr0mqueen]

I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one

[khallli]

It’s like it was made just for me 🙌

[the-crow-caller-deactivated2020]

I just bought the trump one and I have no regrets

[livinglife99]

I got suspended for wearing this

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[yes-wellhellothere-things]

and he is touching my breast

[hanukkahlewinsky]

parents: “let’s talk about your future" 

[geneticistlarrie]

[fuckery-inc]

YOOO

[ms-ss]

This should be in a museum somewhere

[dumbdotjpeg]

[falossuhfeesshadow]

[shittyidea]

A game that combines ouija and chess, where you make your move, then you wait for the ghost to make its move

[powerfulwizard]

things that they won't teach you in school

1. skeletor isn’t wearing a blue body suit, that is his skin

2. skeletor isn’t a skeleton, he just had his face burned off 

3. skeletor isn’t actually undead

4. before skeletor had his face burned off, he looked like this

[powerfulwizard]

5. his name used to be keldor but after he got his face burned off a cyborg demon vampire renamed him skeletor

[powerfulwizard]

6. his MYAH voice developed after he got his face burned off

[princesseblade]

See that picture doesn’t even do him justice

[hitchhikinghaunts-deactivated20]

@whatwouldwaltdo ((I don’t know if you’ve seen this before but I wanted to show you anyways!))

[zhaid-deactivated20140517]

[fjiofjifo-deactivated20130712]

i like this one

[fauxyshazam-deactivated20150914]

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

[swayzepatrick-deactivated201709]

fucking bless whoever made this

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[morty-c137-smith]

It…it’s like Tumblr knows I am working on terrible contributions… Wow…