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I can’t even look at a wall without thinking about Conan.

#conan o'brien #imagine being this bored (i am this bored)

Some of ya'll don't know the difference between infamous and famous and it's pissing me off like wdym this pasta you're serving me is infamous? Did it kill someone? Did it start a war? No? You mean it's delicious? Then just say it's delicious Martha what the fuck.

#and it wasnt even delicious she just sprinkled some paprika in it and called it a day #its not famous either if you just made it once for your boyfriend who thinks parsley is a spice

parkchanwoohoo

If you haven't lived around a specific type of Mexican or Italian or other generationally Catholic community I have no idea how to explain to people who haven't seen it like... Yes many of my peers are Catholic. No they are not Catholic. No I mean like they're VERY Catholic. No they're not even a LITTLE bit Catholic. Yes they do Catholic things. No they don't do any Catholic things. They're debilitatingly Catholic, yes. No, I don't think anyone could reasonably call them Catholic

parkchanwoohoo

"No I don't believe in God, no I don't believe in Heaven or Hell, that's ridiculous. I have no time for any of that. Church? On a Sunday? I get two days off a week and you want me to spend one of those days in a stuffy building and give away the money I spent five days earning? Ridiculous. Now please shut up so I can pray to the Virgin to give me the strength to not kill my coworker as well as to St. Cabrini so I can find a good parking spot behind the CVS tonight"

#Catholicism summed up basically

Human Nature and Purple Rain are the most songest songs that a song has ever songed in the history of songs like YES MUSIC

#no i will not elaborate #the amount of SOUL #the amount of PASSION #there's nothing else like it #and the quirky little voices they do for some of the lyrics its soo ughhh like yes this is exactly what the song needs #i want them injected into my veins #prince #michael jackson #human nature #purple rain #and no you cannot change my mind

carrionhearted

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

anarchistmemedistro

red-wineandcheese

Something sinister is brewing

#take control of yourself

plxviophile

hot take but i….dont want gregory & janine back together

red-wineandcheese

Omg please elaborate because why do I see the vision (just a teensy tiny bit)

#abbott elementary #janine x gregory #they're really cute together dont get me wrong #but they wont work practically #but im open to be convinced otherwise

shakingjester

red-wineandcheese

Jonny greenwood×paul thomas anderson is such an amazing combo that has never disappointed

#phantom thread #jonny greenwood #paul thomas anderson

I'll be having a good day maybe ill scroll through instagram just chilling then all of a sudden I come across a pqhaus painting and I want to crawl into a hole and decompose

#pqhaüs #they're always so poignant yet profoundly depressing artworks #sometimes i wish i hadn't seen them #but theyre so beautiful #there's life before and after you come across pqhaus #also i have no idea what pqhaus is #is it a person or a collection?

THIS NATASHA ROMANOFF ERASURE NEEDS TO STOP!!!!IM SO SERIOUS!! LIKE what do you mean. I want to see her in doomsday I DONT CARE HOW. I WANT TO SEE MY BABYYYYY. THEY WON BECAUSE SHE SACRIFUCED HER LIFE!!!!HER!!!!LIFE!!!! and the worst part is THAT WAS THE POINT OF HER EXISTENCE!!! she was supposed to be an asset in that way. If for any reason a mission went south and one had to die to save everything. SHE HAD TO!! UGHHHHH

#black widow movie was meh #in a sense that they just wanted to introduce yelena and alexie #i want to know what happened in BUDAPEST #honestly the whole reason the avengers worked together was because natasha was working overtime behind the scenes #to make sure they would show up to fight #natasha romanoff #black widow #the avengers #avengers doomsday #also that scene in age of ultron where she refuses to try to pick up the hammer #ugghh she thinks shes not good at heart #mcu fandom #rant

Absentmindedly Kept putting my best friends password on my phone and wondered why it won't work. Did I unlock a new level of friendship?

#cause im so used to using her iphone to take pics #and i used other peoples phones before #but this has never happened lol

There is a certain indescribable level of comfort and consolation that only key+peele, conan skits that can provide to me that i can't seem to find in Anything else. And I don't mean like just making me laugh, but there's something so human about it? Like im watching a video a friend made in a gc or something

#conan o'brien #key and peele #like i said i cant explain it #but everytime i see them on my yt recommended i sigh with relief #or maybe i just miss them really bad #and i miss plain ol comedy

Everytime I hear purple rain in my reels my heart sinks to MY KNEES because i know im gonna hate it it's always the most devastating,heart wrenching edit no matter which fandom and not only does it just makes me cry so bad but it's like so annoying like I want to

If I see one more john and paul edit to purple rain ill twist my own head off

#the beatles #john and paul #natasha and yelena #black widow and hawkeye #steve and bucky #queen #freddie mercury #steve rogers and tony #theres so many omagaahhhraahh #harry and sirius #the weasley twins #also that one wendy edit made me shed a tear genuinely #purple rain #prince

THE WORLD FINALLY REALISING MICHAEL IS INNOCENT WHEN WE'VE BEEN SCREAMING FOR SO LONG THEY FINALLY GET IT

#tommy motolla is a DEVILL #michael jackson #king of pop #i will never forgive them #they probably thought we were just trying to protect our fave #when the truth was so glaringly obvious #mjinnocent #i hope his soul is at rest😊

animentality

red-wineandcheese

Is it just me or do people (now) think refusing education is rebellious? And I don't mean going to school well, I do mean that, but also just like reading and learning things? Why wouldn't you want to be a know-it-all as opposed to someone whose only knowledge or everything is what people spam on twitter?

#the fact that there is a large population of people #that dont know the difference between there #their and they're #idk i just have a dumb brother #brainrot

Was looking at leather jackets on pinterest (im supposed to be finishing my assignment due in 1 hour) when I saw this post and it felt like some kids pulled my pants down and laughed at me

#i want to dissolve into the earth #like seriously i want to dig myself a grave #existential crisis #or maybe my period is coming #oh what it is to be a woman #hopecore #hopelesscore

queer-as-in-slightly-odd

you can tell jud is a catholic because he keeps feeling guilty and confessing to stuff he's not responsible for

red-wineandcheese

You can't spell catholic with guilt and sha-

#knives out #wake up dead man #catholicism #its a hard life but it is my life

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