Red Bike Master

Driver of Cars - Repairer of Knees Champion of Saturns

[palmtopalchemist-deactivated202]

[redbikemaster]

Classic

[gaysuke-takahashi]

Initial D Fourth Stage Opening 2 - “Noizy Tribe”

[redbikemaster]

Got bored while loading in Greeley, CO. I'm liking this phone's camera. #oneplus7t #takenwithoneplus #truckerlife #semitrucks (at Greeley, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/B69KgH5Jp9U/?igshid=nrg49phxeczt

[redbikemaster]

Spending #newyear with my new coworker, Pride Transport Truck 4030. Falling more in love with the 2020 Peterbilt 579EPIQ UltraLoft every day (at San Rafael Swell) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6wmiyeJbee/?igshid=1jit0mly3kel7

[redbikemaster]

Love getting my new #pete washed @pride_transport ! Loving the #peterbilt life. #truckerlife #semitrucks #driveforpride it's already dirty again though... (at Salt Lake City, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6wmNfCJnTj/?igshid=kfj3b9tf27xn

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[7ol6a]

[redbikemaster]

As usual, the winter is taking a toll on the cleanliness of my truck. This was my heaviest load yet, coming in at 80,100 pounds gross. #peterbilt #truckerlife #feedingthenation #semitrucks #slowandheavy (at Quakertown, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UOTc4JMes/?igshid=gb2qa0do4ewy

[powerfulwizard]

concept: bootleg copies of memes

[thefloatingstone]

[rock10zxa]

[ironicpumpkinspice]

W h o a

[loveitorreblogit]

[haunted-meatsack]

[emiria]

this makes me uncomfortable

[alteanroyals]

This are the kind of memes Miles Morales has in his dimension

[a-cottoncandy-cloud]

Into the memeverse

[yeahdragon]

yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

[yeahdragon]

i hope to god im doing this right

[yeahdragon]

im not sure how to feel about this

[yeahdragon]

update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2

it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice

[yeahdragon]

LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES

[yeahdragon]

stop reblogging this im begging all of you

[yeahdragon]

happy birthday to my bastard child

[pancakeke]

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

[bleutempete]

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

[pancakeke]

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

[augustsun]

GI JOEEEEEE

[etrosgate]

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)

[theultravioletcatastrophe]

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

[kingknife-deactivated20200302]

FUCK

[pure]

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

[stripesandteeth]

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

[drawyourocslikethis]

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

[tamhonksss]

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

[weaponizedhorse]

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

[moriahari]

The ancient times

[masqueraccoon]

Llamas with Hats

[stokerbramwell]

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.

[chickenonabicycle]

I mean technically anything over 15 years old is vintage. So you could argue some of these memes are vintage.

[scienceandfandoms]

Visit Original Link

My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.

[swedebeast]

[dicktator-cain-deactivated20181]

Reminds me of a late 80s or early 90s anime ending theme.

[brentendo]

I see y’all just discovered nightcore

[thedigitalpen]

“Initial D” miscellaneous animation frames. [Studio Comet; Studio Gallop - 1998].

[redbikemaster]

So many warnings, so little time... #peterbilt #semitrucks #truckerlife #warning (at Sturtevant, Wisconsin) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6NOktQpZh_/?igshid=at62xyb424kb

[vexing-imogen]

Vox Machina Family Game Night Cursed Ideas:

Vex saw a youtube video of some guys playing Monopoly for real money, and now she wants to try it too (Vax: we are piss poor college students, I can promise you we don’t have 15 grand between us. Percy & Tary: exist. Vax: fuck)

Strip anything and everything. Strip Uno? done it. Strip Pictionary? done it. Strip Twister? done it (not all it’s cracked up to be). always playing one short bc the twins Refuse to be in a room together if one of them might end up naked

Keyleth can and will turn anything into a drinking game. everyone is usually happy to play along until the Sandkeg wine comes out

there’s been a perma-ban on Never Have I Ever… since Percy and Vex started dating

Scanlan nearly lost a hand playing Pin the Tail on Trinket, a game he invented while extremely intoxicated. everyone only agreed to play because Vex was asleep (in all fairness, Percy and Pike knew exactly what would happen, and just let nature take its course)

feel free to reblog & add your own

[mrandmrsvex]

- charades are extremely unfair because Vex does one handmotion and Vax immediately knows the answer - charades is then perma-banned when Vex+Percy team up, Vex makes one motion and Percy accidentally yells “I’M NOT SAYING -THAT-”

[its-themikeyboi]

I did something for you, @staff

[disasterjones]

The bolt streaks past and collides, and with the momentum of Caleb’s running, he crumples into the ground and tumbles and skids to a halt in the middle of the path. You’re watching this, Fjord, as it happens.