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lesbianlinkle-moved

HI SORRY DOES THIS FUCKER NEED TO PULL HIS PANTS UP OR IS HE WEARING ASSLESS JEANS

nyanbinyuri

bisexualthors

moon-covey

Damn, Rosa! How did you do that?

BONUS:

kaptainandy

👻🤷‍♂️

4damien

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

wolfer-rj

Remember guys, Blue to the sky orange to the thigh!

kind-sober-fullydressed

knowing this could literally save someone’s life pls reblog

valtsv

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

spaladoon

i love this and feel very called out at the same time

togglepop

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.

HE GONE.

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance*

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.

palindrome-mystery

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

tanosandtwizzles

a study in reverse lifts (or, badass female ice dancers)

ft. Sinead Kerr/John Kerr, Marina Anissina/Gwendal Peizerat, Sara Hurtado/Adrián Díaz, Federica Faiella/Massimo Scali, Oona Brown/Gage Brown

lethalnihilism

oh my god lmfao

edit: it got funnier actually

i’m laughing @ all of this

msmarvel

Spider-Man: Homecoming Gag Reel

zagreus

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

doctress

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s.

Old Macd*nald had a farm.

*eieio

zagreus

i’m going to shatter you like glass

birdrhetorics

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

bartok-not-bartalk

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.