Hey, sailor

Is there such a thing as love at first reading of a show summary?

[destinesia-hiraeth]

I'm very normal about my interests (<- lie)

[stacotto]

Shoutout to all the "troubled girls who find happiness and love with a 'monster' that treats them better than humanity did for most of their lives"; gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[yenvengerberg]

something so beautiful about good omens, heartstopper and red white and royal blue coming out on consecutive weeks. like yes, give me all the british gays, this is how it should be

[feckyeslife]

Sorrynotsorry

[fandomrantsandtwittertakes]

[andshecrieswolf]

If I had a nickel for everytime Ben Barnes plays a character in a tv show where he's initially shown as a good guy but then turns out to be the villain near the end, then 'dies' and miraculously comes back in the second season with scarring on his face which everybody says look hideous but really just add to his hotness factor, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.

[wheelie-butch]

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

[mb-works]

Finally done with this Critical Role piece I started earlier this year. Pretty happy with how it turned out and I hope you like it!

[raccocoo]

Jennifer Coolidge for Paper Magazine

[itehexael]

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

[utterobstruction]

[itehexael]

:)

[pentabulge]

im basically normal if you really dont think about it

[maurypovichofficial2]

A man will ‘sup’ and ‘hey’ himself into oblivion

[noodle555]

They are just so fucking perfect

[vikingfunerals]

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

[busket]

people will complain about being asked to do things for friends or complain about a friend seeking comfort from them, and then turn around and wonder why none of their relationships feel strong, real, and worthwhile. we build connections by being kind and vulnerable with one another. it's OK to say no when someone asks something of you obviously, but you should WANT to help the people you love when you are able to, because you love them. and you can never expect to form close and intimate bonds with another human unless you prove yourself to be safe, trustworthy, and nice to be around

[lacetiara]

almost the pink girl world holiday (valentines). i can hardly contain myself

[shingojira]

[tenaflyviper]

How in the hell.

[lvlnarrative]

What does she do?!

[lady-byleth]

I just realized this is Stephen King and I dunno why but that’s fucking hysterical to me

[magnificentzombiebasement]

And he tweets about her and I love it

[andordean]

The fact Stephen King calls his dog a Thing of Evil makes me feel so SEEN

[shy-marker-pliers]

i wish i was a thing of evil getting banned from my second petco

[wastedwastelandme]

I SEE YOU KIKI

I SEE YOU GIRL