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[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[teaboot]

How it feels when your trusting and optimistic nature thwarts a malicious plot you weren’t even aware of

[teaboot]

An addendum:

[animentality]

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[when-you-fail-again]

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[ajwestx]

we learn from history that most people do not learn from history

[ozempicofficial]

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat