Memes will cause WWIII

21/F/ Anime was a mistake

[wizard0rb]

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

[wizard0rb]

If no one responds then I will have no choice

[wizard0rb]

one sec

[wizard0rb]

here it is. the surreal horror walmart comic i made in eighth(?) grade.

[kengi-bengi-alt]

8TH  GRADE?!?!!?!?

[garbuge]

[moefongo]

holy shit its real

[castiel-holmeshasthephonebox]

Umm…guys, do a quick Google search please

[xbuster]

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!

[liminaldreamscapes]

very specific flavors from my childhood

[moon-mason]

[kiwi]

gay people use halloween props as home decor year round

[valtsv]

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

Update i own this now

[unclefather]

i miss before the pandemic when you could sneeze over top of the glass divider in subway 

[thyrell]

i miss before the pandemic when cashiers would kiss me on the lips

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

i miss before the pandemic when i would take loads from the sandwich makers at panera bread during their 15 minute break

[aflo]

[modismod]

Finally some new Bayonetta 3 footage

[ottermatopoeia]

are these supposed to be fucking sexy among us characters

[monkeysaysficus]

Is there any other kind?

[shrimpy-in-wonderland]

Some Queenie fo today

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

[great-and-small]

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

[nocturneno11-deactivated2023122]

[hellsite-yano]

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

[hellsite-yano]

Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.

47 y/o man with 3 kids:

[zoobus]

Real conversation I had with my dad

Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why do many feel like failures when they’re unable to

Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that

Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?

Dad:

[friendlyalien]

My friend: he never does what I want him to do, he doesn’t treat me right

Me, naively: well have you asked him outright? Sometimes people can’t really decipher hints you know?

Friend: he should just know

Me:

[noodles-07]

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

[pinkshirtpeter]

[postingjustwhatever]

What a happy family

[femmeidiot]

Is it not enough to be cute and have great tits? I have to be a functioning member of society too?

[funnypeopletwitter]

damn I wanted them to get back together … . . #bestoftiktok

[nonstopsmile]

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

I was v confused when they smushed the leaves, but then about halfway thru the q tips it started coming back together

[son-neko]

Witchcraft…