oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

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Today's Document
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended
tumblr has never released an update where they improved on the aesthetics of the last update. it alwaysĀ looks worse than before.
I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower š¤š¤"
the difference between like 2018 and 2022 is like a whole micro century.
for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story
i was told the basic story ofĀ āthe king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)ā and thatĀ āsaint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secretā
what this was supposed to communicate to me wasĀ āsaint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines dayāĀ
what i got out of it wasĀ āsaint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines dayā
and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads
i like my version better im not gonna lie
Childhood made everything feel like it lingered. The time it took for hot chocolate to cool down was eternal. Christmas day took weeks. The two-hour drive to my grandparents' house took us to a new world. It's all too fast now.
It occurs to me that there are people who werenāt on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
Itās been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
children in the 1800s would get high on cocaine and go to a public executions for fun, traveling back in time to play hyperpop at them would make them kill YOU
one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes āis that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/ā and then you go āitās a fake one to make our life more organized šā and then the task doesnāt get done
I know thatās kind of the go-to thing to show that a vampire character isĀ āone of the good onesā or whatever but it actually seems a little bit more fucked up for a vampire to steal blood from a blood bank than for a vampire to attack people for blood, at least as long as itās not the kind of vampire where a bite is instantly lethal like it never stops bleeding.Ā
People can recover from losing some blood but blood bank blood is constantly in short supply and is reserved for people who imminently need blood transfusion of a specific blood type or else they die.
I also hate the āI can just substitute human blood with animal bloodā like the whole idea of vampirism sort of hinges on the fact the only thing you can feed off of are humans.
YOU get it
Once you start having vampires subsist on animals, well, like, so do humans. In fact the average human probably eats more animals per year than most of the animal-blood-drinking vampires Iāve seen depicted.
Thatās not a vampire, all youāve written is an immortal superhuman who subsists onā¦food, even if itās a bit undercooked. Thatās a fucking elf.
the decrease in costuming quality over the last 20 years has been soooo precipitous & nauseating. iām not even talking abt marvelās cg supersuits or anything this time, look at the fabric quality, structure, layering, character, and craftsmanship of older costumes in 102 dalmations (2000) vs cruella (2021)
ever after (1998) vs cinderella (2021)
lord of the rings (2001-2003) vs the rings of power (2022)
this trend should upset you not just because it looks cheap, but because it suggests a strong anti-art and anti-labor movement in film and tv making. donāt forget costumers are unionized
normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car
This is the cutest thing!
oh jesus christ thatās adorable
Female HP Lovecraft
Honestly this is the most painful thing Iāve read given Iāve worked at a place like this
āthis pillow works better if your a back sleeperā bitch Iām a rotisserie chicken sleeper I donāt stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world