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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime
Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast
Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast
I'm pretty sure that in the 70s you could have made some sort of a career out of being good at shitposting. Getting yourself a cassette tape recorder and just recording shit like "Sounds of Two Skeletons Fucking" and then sell them in some makeshift booth in the weird side of town, and the people won't know what the hell they're buying before they do and get home, put it on their cassette player and it's just a loud sound of clattering.
Half the people feel like they got scammed and vow that they're going to find and strangle the damn conman selling this garbage, and the other half laugh from the sheer absurdity and say that they'll gotta go back to that Songs That Make You Say "What The Fuck" booth again tomorrow to see what the other bizarre tapes would be. Neither of them will ever find me again. I have already packed up all my shit in my 1962 Chrysler Valiant and driven off, already in the next town over, never to be seen again.
Me, most days: Astronomy is so beautiful! Science is so wonderful! I love being a human and getting to pursue my innate curiosity about the nature of the world around me! I am so lucky!
Me, the night before an exam: fuck this fuck you fuck me fuck everything I’m 24 fucking years old and I have a test tomorrow what the fuck
Genuinely one of the best things in fiction is letting a character have a real ugly cry. Get out of here with that ‘single silent tear’ bullshit, you cowards. I want the catharsis of an actual emotional breakdown! Make it noisy, make it wet and snotty and gross! Make it ugly and unfiltered and raw!
I have to say it. 'enemies to lovers' started going down the shitter when people began treating it like 'people who kind of annoy each other to lovers' ENEMIES to LOVERS is about if two girls FOR REAL want to KILL each other
Women please survive
TERFs are reblogging this so just so you know this doesn't count you. Get off my blog
a person online: i hate it when adults act like childish little freaks in public, smh. you’re an adult, you should be able to order your own food without help. get over yourself. also, why are some people, like, waaaaaaay too into the stuff that they like? omg, and the people who CLEARLY can’t even have one (1) normal conversation without acting Weird??? it’s embarrassing, u guys are embarrassing, get help
the same person five seconds later: we gotta remember to love and support the autistic community u guys <3
you know, in hindsight this reminds me of something
when i’m at work, people get mad at me for not hearing them the first few times. like, openly agitated. they’ll assume that i’m stupid, or rude, or careless. sometimes they will indirectly chastise me for ‘not paying attention.’ at which point i say “i’m sorry, i’m hard of hearing. you were on my right side and i’m severely deaf in that ear,” and they go “oh my god i’m so sorry i didn’t know.”
yeah. you didn’t, did you? the only available information you had about me was… that i didn’t hear you say something. the thing you hated enough to comment on was that i couldn’t hear you. you don’t get to backpedal once you find out that i have can’t-hear-well disease. i shouldn’t need to present a diagnosis to expect decency from you
if you attach negative characteristics to “didn’t hear what you said,” that will affect how you treat d/Deaf and hard of hearing people. if you attach negative characteristics like “weird and childish” to utterly harmless and well established autistic traits like “doesn’t make eye contact,” that will affect how you treat autistic people. it’s not rocket science
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just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st
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oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?
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literally what the fuck is your problem?
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of course its a fucking hunter
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Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff
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silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.
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adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess
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we did it ghouls
It's pumpkin soup season!! You're invited to her pumpkin soup party, she cooked it herself 🐈⬛🧡🎃
konks!
