Sweet dreams!

So this is what they call a heartwarming family reunion, eh?

[playwrongs]

I have decided to become handsome. (I close my eyes. Absolutely nothing about my physical appearance changes. I open my eyes and smile beatifically.) There we are!

[x-angel-x-auras-x]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[emmalily]

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[pup-purgatory]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im uninventing sex 2. Got any memory of it? No? Well... thats cuz i uninvented it(ruffles through your brain, finds no memory of sex 1 either)

(Finds this and eats it)

[spookshollow]

[youre-dreaming-302]

Dmc3 - Dante modded outfits

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[evilnicegirl]

[coughloop]

I have a hot date with a beautiful gas leak seeping up from the basement ina few minutes, just gotta light some candles to set the mood !

[pointnclick]

since the gun emoji was taken from us i’ve just been building my own contraptions

[pointnclick]

🔩🪠🪔    🧰 it might not look like it but i just got your ass with a thingamajig

[mrhealyourgirl]

mrap mrap mrap *licks your head until bald at the spot where i lucked*

[chilewithcarnage]

[rabbitebooks]

Can you share with us a good rabbit picture

Of course! here's th

[exit-path]

[lunarfeathers]

My two beautiful sons forgor and rember

[eddieintheocean]

[wormtiddies]

*to the tune of i gotta feeling* it was a gougar