That's How It Is On This Bitch Of An Earth

[stream]

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

[mxtomituck]

[setstars]

[monsterhospital]

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[zzoupz]

thinking about them

[ironwoman359]

Tumblr is returning to its natural state. Nature is healing.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is what they say at the aisle instead of “I do”

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[scumbagsblog]

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

[child-of-dolora]

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I’ll fucking do it, darling

[books-andbiscuits]

[heathcliffcathy-archive-deactiv]

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as “fuck it we ball”

[heathcliffcathy-archive-deactiv]

this is, to me, one of the funniest images that ever floated around the internet

[treew1tch]

love you di 🥺🥺

[glittergluekintsugi]

Absolutely FERAL energy on the hellsite today

[only-tiktoks]

[captain-cargoshorts]

this is absolutely incredible, thank you for sharing

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[butchyena]

ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

[joedizzlefoshizzel]

[honestmagpie]

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

[dnd-apothecary]

i laughed so hard at this comment

[safety-p1ns-deactivated20220116]

This is Sugar Free Gummy Bears 2

[medusabraids]

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

[espagna-lasagna]

[bright-eyed]

I wish I could use this app in a way that wasn’t basically an alternative to smoking

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[pointnclick]

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Another member of the animal kingdom finds a bottom they can control.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup

[hubwalker1]

What did you do that requires a spy to follow you so thoroughly?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Honestly I have no idea. My best guess is that it's a misunderstanding

[iloveyoumyvalentine]

[starpeace]

some of u will call literally any dynamic found family. bestie theyre barely co-workers 😭

[starpeace]

i didnt even say it 😭

[staffs-secret-blog]

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it