Redhoods Left Tit

Name: Jayde/Jayden Nicknames: Jay, Tit

[freaksinlovexx]

All I’m saying is that I would pay hard cash for a superbatlantern fic where omega Bruce and Hal get pregnant the same month after a long courtship, and they have the grumpiest cuddle pile.

Thank god Clark has superspeed and an unlimited budget for his omega’s cravings. They definitely bicker about how the best should be set up and if the pups should have separate rooms. Bruce runs too cold and Hal runs hot. There’s now seven fans and thirteen extra duvets in the nesting room. Hal cried when Bruce’s pup kicked two weeks before his. Clark sets a timer and if they don’t stop after two hours, he drags them to have their nest for “attitude adjustments”, bc the stress is bad for the baby lol.

After they’ve tuckered themselves out and eaten a second dinner, they curl up together on Clark’s chest.

[pocket-luv101]

[Kon and Tim making out]

Kon: Do you want to go upstairs?

Tim: Only if you carry me.

Kon: Do you have protection?

Tim, too paranoid for his own good, taking out his bo-staff: Why? What's up there?

[robs-your-robins]

Tim and Steph relationship is too close to discount, because yes they dated but they don't like each other like that any more but that doesn't mean they don't care about each other. It's my headcanon that they are comfortable around each other to the degree that anybody outside the family are so confused.

Picture Kon in bed with Tim, the two of them cuddling watching a movie when Steph just opens the door, dressed in a hoodie, fluffy socks, carrying a bag of chips.

Steph: I liked one of Nick's photos on Instagram. From three years ago.

Tim: fuuuuuck

Steph, nodding and climbing into the bed with them: He saw it. Babs said he thought it was cute.

Tim, reaching into the bag of chips: that's gross.

Kon: Who's Nick?

Steph: Nick Gage from the GCPD, keep up, fly boy.

Kon: Do you live here?

Steph, tossing chip at him: Anyways-

Kon: *listens to the back and forth for half an hour, pauses the movie, slips out of the room to sit at the kitchen table with Damian who's doing his homework*

Damian: Clone.

Kon: Fellow Test Tube baby.

Damian: Why are you here?

Kon: Date night.

Damian: No, at this table.

Kon: Steph kicked me out to talk to Tim about some cop.

Damian: Detective Nicholas Gage?

Kon: Yup. She liked some post of his from like a year ago.

Damian, setting down his pencil: My apologies but you're going to have to leave.

Kon:

Damian: The others will have to be contacted about this. Excuse me, it need to wire in Cass, Grayson and Todd about this. Thomas won't care. Date night is suspended.

[robs-your-robins]

randomly remembered that cass and kon were together at one point. while i don't really like that pairing it does make me think that kon, tim, cass, and steph must have an insane set of inside jokes/references.

Theyvre almost like a polycule in the way that they rag on each other and how comfortable they are together, they will literally climb into bed with each other to chat all night and whenever they have to pair up as straight couples, they pull it off.

[robs-your-robins]

I had a fever dream about this so uhh congrats I'm yapping about it now

What if Jason gets turned into a vampire (this is going off the not actually burns in the sun just nocturnal vibes) like he leaves for a walk after an argument with Bruce though he saw someone in a back alley and Wham wakes up in the hospital. His teeth hurt like shit, his heads fuzzy, and everything is wayyyy tooo loud, on one side Bruce is sobbing into his hands that he's a terrible father while Alfred tries to comfort him, and on his other one Dick is nervously texting the teen titans. He sits up and asks dick,

Jason: What happened?

Dick: Oh, hi buddy didn't realize you were awake

Jason: Dick what happened

Dick: uhhhhhh

Jason: sigh... Can I at least have a mirror

Dick: it depends on its silver content?

Jason: ... ... Are you making a joke about medieval vampire superstitions...

Wait.... There's bandages on my neck...

Feels his teeth- fuuuuuuuck

Only in Gotham

Long story short they get sent home with a huge thing of coconut water and a pamphlet.

Good news: drinking blood isn't necessary, the whole dying in sunlight thing is a myth, and hey cool powers

Bad news: your everything gunna hurt for the next month and you're going to need to relearn how to speak as your teeth grow,

Honestly not much changes other than Bruce having another child who climbs his fucking walls and awkward questions.

Randomness:

Jason starts bringing a thing of coconut water with him every where imagine getting in fight with this small child and you get a cut and he just going ah fuck and start chugging a thing of coconut water and your just standing there cuz wtf

His powers, can see in the dark, really good healing(not like instant but in a can live through shit people usually can't way), very good hearing, can turn into a bat (he now says that if Bruce dies he must become the next batman for this exact reason)

He lives the joker incident and the next time he sees Joker after healing/being grounded, Joker immediately is like HOW ARE YOU ALIVE I FUCKING BLEW YOU UP WTF and all he says is idk and kicks him in the groin

He eventually reworks the robin costume to have slightly more classic vampire vibes and every time someone asks him about the costume change he goes huh? What costume change and grins widely

Eventually he notices Tim stalking them and flies right behind him and asks whats he doing, Tim almost falls off the building, they soon become best friends and Bruce basically has another gremlin child to deal with

-★fish annon

I like this a lot. I hope Jason also turns into a bat.

[robs-your-robins]

I was thinking about the way most fan artists draw little Dick Grayson's clothes after he starts living at Wayne Manor, the way it's sort of that mix of jumpers, shirts, shorts and knee socks that brings in mind the 40s and I had the thought that while Bruce may not have had the idea of picking up clothes for Dick in the early days of taking him in. I mean Dick had clothes already, but kids at that age burn through clothes with wear, tear and growing. So I think, Alfred certainly took that responsibility on by himself. I thought maybe he styled Dick's new wardrobe after how Bruce dressed at that age but then, I thought what if all those little outfits had been Bruce's? Alfred, of the 'waste not, want not' mentality perhaps or maybe sentimental Alfred who just wanted to see them again, just giving Dick trunk after trunk of these well preserved clothes. And Bruce? Bruce doesn't even realise because mentally, he's blocked out all those little details of his past.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I didn't punch him because he's bi. I punched him, and then he happened to turn out to be bi afterwards.

Tim: I was bi when you punched me!

[ciricearts]

rendering practiceee :Þ

[redhoodslefttit]

[chaoticbatfam]

Dick: I realize I’m old when I kneel on a hard surface and my knees try to emulate the titanic

Jason: and here I thought it was when you decided bran flakes was an acceptable cereal

Dick: *seriously* it was better than no cereal, Jason

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[redhoodslefttit]

Uhh about a 2 foot long shadow the hedgehog plush...

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce Wayne character development from pre Robin “I’m just human” remembering everyone he couldn’t save because he’s just human into having Robin “I’m just human” bonding with his sons/daughters and family in general like an actual person instead of an impending 72 hour hold.

"I'm just human" he says as his kids tug on his cape and use him as a human jungle gym, all while going "dad-dad-dad-dad"

[lucifers-favorite-child]

Tim: Kon and I have had our beautiful clone son for a year now and it's made me realize that maybe my parents weren’t great.

Cassie: We- we know.

Tim: What?

Bart: You didn’t know?

Cassie: Tim they were criminally neglectful.

Tim: I thought that was normal.

Bart: HOW?!

Conner: Now imagine raising a kid with him. Every day one of us learns a new way we're traumatized.

[lettersfromaplatypus]

Bruce: You were late for patrol this evening, boy!

Tim: I’m sorry, sir, I could not miss the birth of Kon and I’s love child!

Kon: hello!

Bruce: Kon is the enemy, boy! You can’t make a biologically impossible love child with the enemy, boy!

Tim: But sir, we named him after you!

Bruce: You… named him Bruce? After me? 🥹

Tim: No, we named him Batman, sir!

Bruce: WHAAAT

Tim: You are the godfather, sir!

Bruce: WHAT THE HELL

[chaoswiththeprettyspine]

Inspired by this post from @lucifers-favorite-child

[bats-and-birds-24]

My contribution tothe TimKon clone baby AU would be how differently Bruce and Clark react to becoming grandparents.

Clark's becomes white as a sheet when he hears about it. Straight up interrogating him on how he got someone pregnant. When it's revealed that the kid was a clone, he changes his tune and tries to explain that if he didn't feel like he's ready for fatherhood, it's completely okay. But then when Kon explains that he volunteered his genetic material to Tim, he goes back to yelling at him.

My man went through a rollercoaster of emotions and got a migraine.

Bruce by contrast, admonished Tim for getting someone pregnant, then changes it to taking someone's DNA without permission, to not having a child as a child even if the other party consented to it. He goes through the motions of scolding his kid while secretly planning out his grandbaby's room in the manor.

Bonus:

Pa and Ma Kent were disappointed in Kon, but supportive. They were excited to meet their new great grandbaby.

Alfred wasn't even surprised, of course one of his grandkids was going to inherit the collecting children gene, it ran in the family. He just thought it would be Jason first.

[vaguelyno]

I need other people to get as messed up over this idea as I am

Batboys kids thinking other Batboys are just family friends called “uncle,” not knowing that they are actually their uncles because of the terrible relationships between the Batboys

A TimKon clone kid who is introduced to “Uncle Damian” by Jon and doesn’t realize Damian is Tim’s brother. The kid might not have even realized Tim had any family left !

Lian’s known “Uncle Dick” for years and never realized that he was also Jason’s brother. She doesn’t even remember them ever being in the same room together?

Do you see my visions of comedy and tragedy?!

[lucifers-favorite-child]

Dick: Timmy I can't believe you had a child out of wedlock 😭

Tim: What- I made a child with Kon in a cloning tank, it's not like he got me pregnant!

Kon: Not for a lack of trying— PUT THE KRYPTONITE AWAY