Oh to live fast and die young~

Scout OC (WiP) Icon by ChaosJakk

[redhotrunner]

"I am in a serious need of some of Loco weed, how's holding?"

[crimsonredrouge-deactivated2025]

"Well aren't you a cutie~"

"No." He flat out rejected, almost recoiling and hissing like an angry cat.

[redhotrunner]

"Aw cmere pussy-poo~ pspsp~"

[crimsonredrouge-deactivated2025]

"I will turn you into a dissection for the local school kids to enjoy." Renée snarled.

[redhotrunner]

"Oh, I love them fiery~"

[crimsonredrouge-deactivated2025]

"Well aren't you a cutie~"

"No." He flat out rejected, almost recoiling and hissing like an angry cat.

[redhotrunner]

"Aw cmere pussy-poo~ pspsp~"

[medicetwork]

"Hey, you a good cook? Cause I got something you can 'scramble'~"

Blink.

Blink.

“I am a horrible cook. Go away, pest. I am working and have no time for any unnecessary distractions.” He was hunched over a cadaver, watching it’s inside bubble and boil as he pours a yellow liquid into it.

[redhotrunner]

"Oh come on, I'm literally wasting away with pure unfettered booooredom" The lanky runner whines, leaning over to look at the mess the man was observing. Gross. "I make company. Great is rather relative, depending on who ya ask. Well mean folks? Nope. People that want to bag me for my bounty or have low enough hetero standards? Hell yes."

Rudy poked at Eutate's cheek. "Or I could just entertain myself, do some adjacent hanging out while you play with some other man's guts."

[dirty-dell]

"Delly-Dearest, I am absolutely boooored"

“Hi bored, I’m Dell.” Dell said, not even looking up from his paper. It was the weekend and for once things were slow and there was nothing to fix. Sitting in the lounge sipping a cup of green tea Dell flipped through the news.

[redhotrunner]

Rudy groans obxinously as he drapes himself across the shorter man's back like a gaudy shawl. "Your joke made me go boneless, look at me, bored and boneless."

[dirty-dell]

“I’m sure one of the Medics has some spare bones lyin’ round, want me to call them for ya?” Dell does not look at him, in fact he seemed to be barely listening as he turned the page of his newspaper.

There was an article about the best way to clean a toaster and it had his full attention.

[redhotrunner]

"I'd rather have a particular bone, if ya know what I mean." Rudy heavily hinted, arms snaking around Dell's neck. A pout formed on his face as the man remained unresponsive to his antics. "Come on, not even gonna tell me off?"

[dirty-dell]

“Tell ya off for what, I support your dream of one day having a funny bone.” Dell responded, and it was so flat that it was impossible to tell if he had actually not understood what Rudy meant or just fucking with the boy.

“Oh and by the way we’re out of tomatoes so that’s why the sandwiches taste a bit off today.” He still did not look from his paper.

[redhotrunner]

"Fuuuuuuck, why are you such a fuddy duddy!?" Rudy groans more harshly, shaking the chair Dell remained in. He was flat out going stir crazy and just hated being ddismissed. If he wanted to feel this way, he would have stayed with his greedy narcissistic father.

[dirty-dell]

Smiling Dell finally put the paper down and looked the ravenous twink shaking his chair. “Didn’t know ya cared so much about the sandwiches.” He knew damn well that wasn’t what Rudy was upset about, but it was fun being the annoying one for once.

“We can go to the store if ya want.”

[redhotrunner]

Now that was an idea that Rudy could actually go for.

"Fine then, but I'm driving, been itching to take my new ride out since I have it delivered here." Rudy remember getting griped at about his impulse purchases sent to the 'secret' base. But it was his money plus he paid more hush money to keep the higher up pacified. "Truck's cute and all, and great for vehicular romps, but how about I treat you to some class and speed."

[dirty-dell]

“Ain’t gonna be faster than my teleporters, but sure, I’ll indulge ya. Just let me get the list.” Placing the paper down he put his hands on his knees and hoisted himself up with a groan, stretching and fixing his shirt collar before pulling a note pad out of his overalls and flipping to a page listed with groceries. “Although I don’t think yer car’s gonna be able to hold anything more than the tomatoes… I’ll just go again tomorrow.” He decided.

[redhotrunner]

"Well of you're so worried about space, you can drive, the veggies can be in the passenger seat and I can just sit in your lap. How's that sound, Papa Bear?" He smirks, knowing Dell will not address his lewd suggestion. Still Rudy craved reactions, even if it was to be told off.

[grimmmedic]

redhotrunner​:

“Oh I fucking know what you mean, do you have any idea how hard it is to keep this fair complexion uncrisped? I’d blow Satan for a snow day.” Rudy sighed, patting his pale cheeks he adored so much. “But now my anguished is soothed by the fact of getting to be ‘working’ with such a stud”

The man’s blank expression made him almost excited in seducing him. The oblivious ones always turn out to be the roughest in bed.

“Let me know if he concedes.” Aldrich said, scratching at his beard. He could certainly sympathize - while his heal rate came in handy with sunburn, his skin likewise burned fairly easily, especially since he was unused to such temperatures. Now. It was burning red for a completely different reason. He stared for a long moment, bewildered. “I assure you, our work will be quite professional. No studding!” 

[redhotrunner]

"Now now, don't be making promises you can't keep~" Rudy smirks, practically undressing the larger man with his eyes. He hardly knows of the terms of taking his approach in strides. The man loves to live life fast and reckless. "You'll just make the chase too fun for me to quit. And believe me, I'm hard to get rid of when I know what I want."

[redhotrunner]

Just gonna casually lock this fruit cup back in the cupboard he escaped from so he can't bother anybody else for a while.

"Oh kinky, betta bring the fuzzy handcuffs, cause this wouldn't be the first time I've been locked in a tight space. But if you want, I can scooch ova for ya~ We can play 'Where does this go?' "

[zhedoktorisin-sane]

"Oh doctor, I am ready for my check up~"

Medic simply shot the Scout with a tranquilizer dart. "Go away. I don't need any more vict-... test subjects today."

[redhotrunner]

"Ow" Rudy frowns, yanking the dart from his chest. "Noce try but I used to take horse tranquilizers during my college years, this isn't gonna..."

He looks to the dart, reading the label as [Yeti Tranquilizer] before falling face done.

[sarge-paulson]

"Well hello Soldier~ Tired from all that running around in my dreams?"

"Oh. My. God. Son. Do you not have a hobby? Do you need something to do? There's a barrel of potatoes need peeling if you really have this much time on your hands."

[sarge-paulson]

He pressed down on Rudy’s back harder. “Move it, sad sack! I don’t have the patience for your bullshit or the restraint not to snap your spine. Go get a happy ending on your own time, you limp-wristed disgrace to the color red.” 

[redhotrunner]

"Ooooooh yeah, that's the spot~" Rudy's eyes roll back, back arching in response of the heel digging into him, his sternum pressed flushed to the floor. "Oh oh, you got one of those riding crops? I'm feeling like I might need some disciplinary action, sir~"

[sarge-paulson]

"Well hello Soldier~ Tired from all that running around in my dreams?"

"Oh. My. God. Son. Do you not have a hobby? Do you need something to do? There's a barrel of potatoes need peeling if you really have this much time on your hands."

[redhotrunner]

"Oh no no Stud, I'm touching those spuds, I just got my nails done. But if you want to help me occupy my time, I know a few things we can do~ don't worry, it can be your work out for the day."

[sarge-paulson]

“...All right. I was trying to be nice,” he sighed, rubbing his temples. He suddenly switched gears, grabbing the Scout by the front of his shirt. “Now, you listen here, maggot. You’ve got a lot of energy, huh? Let me fix that for you,” he said with a sadistic smile. “I will PT your ass until you fucking die, scum bucket. You will do pushups until I get sick of looking at you. When you’re done, we’ll see if you still have the strength to work your second job at the local glory hole. Now, on your face, maggot!” he snarled, shoving the Scout towards the floor. 

[redhotrunner]

By the time he had been tossed down, Rudy's expression melted from amusement to unhinged flirtation. "Not the worst way to be courted, but how can I possibly deny you the pleasurable view."

"Oh, and just so you know, I have been sent to and kicked out six disciplinary schools and correctional centers, still unbroken and untrained. You're cute, but not that cute. Maybe you might get lucky where others failed." The lanky Scout chuckles as he untangled his long limbs from the heap of himself and rolled onto his chest, looking over his shoulder. "So this a face down ass up sort of thing or are you gonna take things your pace, sir~?"

[sarge-paulson]

Sarge put his boot square between the Scout’s shoulders. “I didn’t give you permission to open that filthy sewer you call a mouth, maggot! Now, push the earth!” He had run out of patience for Rudy and his antics. Maybe this would persuade him to go away. 

[redhotrunner]

Rudy grunts under the sole of the boot that planted onto him, looking back to him, batting his eyes. "Oh sir, could you scooch your boot about an inch to the right? I have a knot there that could use a work over and my lower back is killing me~"

Good think he double downed on his tucking. It was hard enough running around with a package that smacked his thighs, but this rough tough love act would have had him pushing the earth down, just not with his hands.

[sarge-paulson]

"Well hello Soldier~ Tired from all that running around in my dreams?"

"Oh. My. God. Son. Do you not have a hobby? Do you need something to do? There's a barrel of potatoes need peeling if you really have this much time on your hands."

[redhotrunner]

"Oh no no Stud, I'm touching those spuds, I just got my nails done. But if you want to help me occupy my time, I know a few things we can do~ don't worry, it can be your work out for the day."

[sarge-paulson]

“...All right. I was trying to be nice,” he sighed, rubbing his temples. He suddenly switched gears, grabbing the Scout by the front of his shirt. “Now, you listen here, maggot. You’ve got a lot of energy, huh? Let me fix that for you,” he said with a sadistic smile. “I will PT your ass until you fucking die, scum bucket. You will do pushups until I get sick of looking at you. When you’re done, we’ll see if you still have the strength to work your second job at the local glory hole. Now, on your face, maggot!” he snarled, shoving the Scout towards the floor. 

[redhotrunner]

By the time he had been tossed down, Rudy's expression melted from amusement to unhinged flirtation. "Not the worst way to be courted, but how can I possibly deny you the pleasurable view."

"Oh, and just so you know, I have been sent to and kicked out six disciplinary schools and correctional centers, still unbroken and untrained. You're cute, but not that cute. Maybe you might get lucky where others failed." The lanky Scout chuckles as he untangled his long limbs from the heap of himself and rolled onto his chest, looking over his shoulder. "So this a face down ass up sort of thing or are you gonna take things your pace, sir~?"

[dirty-dell]

"Delly-Dearest, I am absolutely boooored"

“Hi bored, I’m Dell.” Dell said, not even looking up from his paper. It was the weekend and for once things were slow and there was nothing to fix. Sitting in the lounge sipping a cup of green tea Dell flipped through the news.

[redhotrunner]

Rudy groans obxinously as he drapes himself across the shorter man's back like a gaudy shawl. "Your joke made me go boneless, look at me, bored and boneless."

[dirty-dell]

“I’m sure one of the Medics has some spare bones lyin’ round, want me to call them for ya?” Dell does not look at him, in fact he seemed to be barely listening as he turned the page of his newspaper.

There was an article about the best way to clean a toaster and it had his full attention.

[redhotrunner]

"I'd rather have a particular bone, if ya know what I mean." Rudy heavily hinted, arms snaking around Dell's neck. A pout formed on his face as the man remained unresponsive to his antics. "Come on, not even gonna tell me off?"

[dirty-dell]

“Tell ya off for what, I support your dream of one day having a funny bone.” Dell responded, and it was so flat that it was impossible to tell if he had actually not understood what Rudy meant or just fucking with the boy.

“Oh and by the way we’re out of tomatoes so that’s why the sandwiches taste a bit off today.” He still did not look from his paper.

[redhotrunner]

"Fuuuuuuck, why are you such a fuddy duddy!?" Rudy groans more harshly, shaking the chair Dell remained in. He was flat out going stir crazy and just hated being ddismissed. If he wanted to feel this way, he would have stayed with his greedy narcissistic father.

[dirty-dell]

Smiling Dell finally put the paper down and looked the ravenous twink shaking his chair. “Didn’t know ya cared so much about the sandwiches.” He knew damn well that wasn’t what Rudy was upset about, but it was fun being the annoying one for once.

“We can go to the store if ya want.”

[redhotrunner]

Now that was an idea that Rudy could actually go for.

"Fine then, but I'm driving, been itching to take my new ride out since I have it delivered here." Rudy remember getting griped at about his impulse purchases sent to the 'secret' base. But it was his money plus he paid more hush money to keep the higher up pacified. "Truck's cute and all, and great for vehicular romps, but how about I treat you to some class and speed."

[sarge-paulson]

"Well hello Soldier~ Tired from all that running around in my dreams?"

"Oh. My. God. Son. Do you not have a hobby? Do you need something to do? There's a barrel of potatoes need peeling if you really have this much time on your hands."

[redhotrunner]

"Oh no no Stud, I'm touching those spuds, I just got my nails done. But if you want to help me occupy my time, I know a few things we can do~ don't worry, it can be your work out for the day."

[dirty-dell]

"Delly-Dearest, I am absolutely boooored"

“Hi bored, I’m Dell.” Dell said, not even looking up from his paper. It was the weekend and for once things were slow and there was nothing to fix. Sitting in the lounge sipping a cup of green tea Dell flipped through the news.

[redhotrunner]

Rudy groans obxinously as he drapes himself across the shorter man's back like a gaudy shawl. "Your joke made me go boneless, look at me, bored and boneless."

[dirty-dell]

“I’m sure one of the Medics has some spare bones lyin’ round, want me to call them for ya?” Dell does not look at him, in fact he seemed to be barely listening as he turned the page of his newspaper.

There was an article about the best way to clean a toaster and it had his full attention.

[redhotrunner]

"I'd rather have a particular bone, if ya know what I mean." Rudy heavily hinted, arms snaking around Dell's neck. A pout formed on his face as the man remained unresponsive to his antics. "Come on, not even gonna tell me off?"

[dirty-dell]

“Tell ya off for what, I support your dream of one day having a funny bone.” Dell responded, and it was so flat that it was impossible to tell if he had actually not understood what Rudy meant or just fucking with the boy.

“Oh and by the way we’re out of tomatoes so that’s why the sandwiches taste a bit off today.” He still did not look from his paper.

[redhotrunner]

"Fuuuuuuck, why are you such a fuddy duddy!?" Rudy groans more harshly, shaking the chair Dell remained in. He was flat out going stir crazy and just hated being ddismissed. If he wanted to feel this way, he would have stayed with his greedy narcissistic father.

[vaememes]

* soft  smut  sentence  starters .

❛ That teabag was actually better the second time around. ❜

❛ The landscapers are coming over today to trim the bush. ❜

❛ We’ve got to make it quick, shouldn’t be a problem for you. ❜

❛ We don’t have to go all the way, just midway. ❜

❛ I wasn’t expecting you to go there. ❜

❛ Sex Rules, I pity the fools who realize to late. ❜

❛ There’s nothing wrong with a bit of tease before. ❜

❛ Maybe I’d rather take my time. ❜

❛ Slow and steady, there. ❜

❛ What’s your rush? ❜

❛ What’s the big hurry? We’ve got plenty of time to play. ❜

❛ You always manage to make it seem better every time. ❜

❛ What did you have in mind now? ❜

❛ I just wanted a taste. ❜

❛ There’s a place I’ll let you go that you haven’t been yet. ❜

❛ Maybe you could stay a little afterwards? I don’t like being alone. ❜

❛ Let’s see what you’re working with. ❜

❛ That’s a nice color on you, bet it’d look better off of you though. ❜

❛ What? You mean to tell me you didn’t come here to just cuddle? ❜

❛ I’ve got something in mind you might like. ❜

❛ I could show you instead. ❜

❛ Come here, give me a kiss. ❜

❛ I just wanted some time alone with you.. to do this.. ❜

❛ I’m going to run a shower, you can watch but you can’t join. ❜

❛ Is there anything you can’t do with that tongue? ❜

❛ A hug could easily turn into something more if you allow it. ❜

❛ I love that thing you do when we kiss. ❜

❛ You know exactly what to do and know exactly what I want. ❜

❛ I’ve always had a thing for you and I see why now. ❜

❛ You really do know how to keep it interesting. ❜

❛ Maybe we just take our sweet little time, make it last. ❜

❛ I don’t want to go fast. I want to go slow. ❜

❛ I’m ready, if you are. ❜

❛ Just gently going to do this.. ❜

❛ Shhh … Kiss me .. ❜

❛ You’re trembling … are you sure you’re okay? ❜

❛ Even at your slowest, I’m still at my weakest. ❜

❛ Could you, could we, maybe go a little slower?  ❜

❛ I want to show you something. ❜

❛ Are you going to just keep staring or are you going to come touch? ❜

❛ I have a great idea for us, something you’ll enjoy. ❜

❛ You can still look while you touch. ❜

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘  𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃  𝐎𝐅  𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆.   (  nsfw  !  in  honor  of  sinday,  have  another  random  assortment  of  sexual  sentences  and  actions.  sidenote,  your  muse  =  sender  and  my  muse  =  receiver.  add  *  to  reverse  the  action.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses. )

❛  i can’t stop thinking about you.  ❜ ❛  i’m gonna make you scream my name.  ❜ ❛  you won’t be able to walk straight after i’m done with you.  ❜ ❛  you like it when i talk dirty to you, don’t you ?  ❜ ❛  i’m planning to turn you into a dripping mess.  ❜ ❛  you make me so horny i can’t think straight.  ❜ ❛  i’ve been thinking about bending you over that table and just having my way with you.  ❜ ❛  you’ve been a bad girl / boy, and deserve a punishment.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna come for me later ?  ❜ ❛  i’ve been touching myself to the throught of what you’re gonna do to me.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna be a good girl / boy ?  ❜ ❛  i want you to take control.  ❜ ❛  you didn’t think i’d just let you get away with all this teasing, right ?  ❜ ❛  if there weren’t so many people watching us, i’d already be on my knees in front of you.  ❜ ❛  i’ve got a suprise planned for you later.  ❜ ❛  tonight is gonna be all about you.  ❜ ❛  i’m wearing some nice new lingerie for you.  ❜ ❛  do you see how hard / wet you’ve already made me ?  ❜ ❛  your moans are music to my ears.  ❜ ❛  i don’t normally do this, but you bring out this craziness in me.  ❜

[ PALM ] ― your muse palms my muse’s penis / breasts through their clothes. [ NIBBLE ] ― your muse gently nibbles on my muse’s earlobe. [ SEDUCTION ] ― my muse whispers dirty nothings into their ear. [ FRENCH KISS ] ― your muse kisses my muse with tongue. [ WATCH ] ― my muse starts to masturbate in front of your muse. [ CLOTHES OFF ] ― your muse helps my muse undress. [ WALL ] ― your muse pins my muse against the closest wall. [ GRIND ] ― your muse teasingly grinds against my muse. [ SEXTING ] ― my muse sends your muse a dirty text / picture. [ VIBRATION ] ― your muse controls a sextoy my muse has inside of them. [ MASSAGE ] ― my muse gives your my a sensual massage. [ BLINDFOLD ] ― my muse makes your muse wear a blindfold. [ FLASH ] ― my muse ‘accidentally’ flashes your muse. [ SUCK ] ― your muse sucks on a banana / lollipop in front of my muse. [ STRIP ] ― my muse gives your muse a strip tease. [ DANCE ] ― my muse dances seductively for your muse. [ TIES ] ― my muse ties your muse down on the bed. [ SPANKING ] ― your muse spanks my muses’ ass. [ PORN ] ― our muses watch a dirty movie together. [ LAP ] ― my muse sits on your muses’ lap and teases them.

[grimmmedic]

redhotrunner​:

“Oh that’s why you seem to be taking my breath away” Rudy flirts shamelessly, taking the offered towel to toss it away side. “So tell me, what does a big hunky guy like you doing in this dried up patch of Hell?”

The ARC’s head tilted at being called ‘Hunky’, his blank facial expression finally shifting into something that could be properly called confused. His golden eyes shifted a bit, looking intently over Rudy for a long moment, as if processing the best manner with which to deal with this situation. 

The entire time, red started to flush his cheeks, although part of it was hidden behind his neatly trimmed beard.  “I work here?” He said, although it definitely sounded like he wasn’t sure how else to answer the question. “Point. I usually prefer the frozen hellholes to the parched ones.”

[redhotrunner]

"Oh I fucking know what you mean, do you have any idea how hard it is to keep this fair complexion uncrisped? I'd blow Satan for a snow day." Rudy sighed, patting his pale cheeks he adored so much. "But now my anguished is soothed by the fact of getting to be 'working' with such a stud"

The man's blank expression made him almost excited in seducing him. The oblivious ones always turn out to be the roughest in bed.