Untitled (no, really, that's the name)

I have no idea what to say here. I mean for crying out loud I have a playlist that is called I hate deciding names. Writing something decent that makes people follow me seems like too much pressure. Just scroll and see if you like it

[retrogrdes]

Do you think a depressed person could make this??

2020 vs. 2012

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

[leaf-jelly]

that’s what

[mexicanine]

WHOMST

[dreamsequencer]

Good news guys

[thatdisasterauthor]

Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.

[antique-scarecrow]

the kids are alright 

[goawfma]

he really do 😭

[tenderstems]

scream she might be wise beyond her years

[probablyshitting-deactivated202]

sis has some validity to her statistics 

[brainstatic]

It’s totally cool how the official White House twitter is pushing white nationalist talking points.

[brainstatic]

[dowereallyneedthis]

important to note that this isn’t even being disguised as anti-illegal immigration.

the white house is taking a stance against LEGAL immigration here. their infographic says “admitted to the US”. it’s blatant racism.

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

not to mention that migration chain is how America happened in the first place

[fiddlesolo]

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

[1953swan]

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

[bellas-orange-jansport-deactiva]

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

[maximumsunshine]

I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

I always assumed vampires would get drunk if the drank blood from a drunk human

[charlieodinoco]

Counter idea, Vampires actually *stay* drunk until they drink blood from a person who wasn’t drunk, because that’s the only way they can update their blood composition

[best-shower-thoughts]

Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup. (source)

[just-shower-responses]

but it’s COLD >:(

[tinyowlnonsense]

The Ocean Is Gazpacho

[pajaritos-deactivated20200314]

[hundondestiny]

why did it go back in the water are there rats in the water please tell me water rats aren’t a thing

[xenomorphique]

He’s just fancying himself a little swim :)

[phocids]

Ok if u really want to know it’s a muskrat! They live in lakes and are a lil bigger than normal rats

[hundondestiny]

this information displeases me greatly thank you for sharing

[valtsv]

i'm obsessed with the idea of an immortal being just having no concept of time and therefore wildly inaccurate misunderstandings of how long ordinary mortal people live

[valtsv]

someone: mortals don't live for very long...

immortal, for whom "not very long" = about 5 centuries: oh, the poor things! that must be awful, to age and die so rapidly! but how impressive, that they can achieve so much in just a few hundred years! they really are extraordinary, aren't they?

the person they're talking to: uh,

[valtsv]

immortal trying to complement a mortal: you don't look a day over two hundred!

mortal: *slaps them and walks away, offended*

immortal: ...did i say something wrong?

[actuallygomezaddams]

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[profeminist]

Source

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

[anarchapella]

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

[gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430]

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

[constant-instigator]

Hey I wanna talk about this.

I work at a drug addiction counseling center. A ton of my clients have, at one time or another, sold their food stamps. This is basically exactly what the GOP is afraid of, right? Drug addicts selling their food stamps.

I have learned, now, to ask them WHY they sold their food stamps. Here is an incomplete list of the answers:

- I need tampons, and you can’t buy them with foodstamps

- See above RE: toilet paper

- I was living in a hotel with no kitchen then. I had to buy pre-prepared food

- The homeless shelter won’t let me keep food in my locker or room, so I have to buy pre-prepared food (Yes, really)

- I had to make rent

- My sister had to make rent

- My son had to make rent

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll die

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll loose control of my mental health

But the absolute most common form of food stamp fraud I see? Giving away food stamps to other family members who get no food stamps or insufficient food stamps to feed their families. I see that every month. People glassy eyed and hungry because they gave away their food to their adult kids, their grand kids, cousins, siblings etc.

So, is food stamp fraud rampant? In some places, yes. And I’m not about to chastise people for it.

[stevencharleston]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A M A Z I N G

[vigilantsycamore]

Every word in that sentence is better than the last

[valtsv]

if giving faeries your name makes it belong to them, then does the same apply to giving them any of your other possessions as well

[valtsv]

faerie: can i take your coat?

me: sure, thanks!

faerie: no, thank you *puts on my coat and walks out*

me:

me: wait what the fuck

[valtsv]

be fae do crime

[gay-irl]

Gay🇨🇳irl