malewife this and malewife that WHY have we forgotten about our boytoys?
aging tumblr population wants to settle down

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@rednasturtium
malewife this and malewife that WHY have we forgotten about our boytoys?
aging tumblr population wants to settle down
Me when IG-11 stepped in the lava river for his death march:
When IG-11 broke them stormtroopers whole wrist after they kept smacking the baby
I need to remove your helmet if I am to save you. Try it and I’ll kill you. It is forbidden. No living thing has seen me without my helmet since I swore the Creed.
going out into -12 degree weather while sick and feverish to print a bunch of pictures of sora holding a gun for my sister’s present truly is the epitome of christmas season
tragic christmas story: she wanted pokemon sword but I’m not about to give it to her so easily so I tapped it on top of the lid of the box and made a fake ceiling for it with a piece of cardboard
and now the inside of the actual box
then I realized I need to put something inside it to give it a little weight so it’s not suspicious
she fell for it and really thought I gave her sharktopus for christmas
i won
What a genius move...
Well heck, here I am, like a pleb, just mummifying gifts in tape to make them hard to open and this person’s out here showing me the light.
Thank you, Gift Pranking Master!
I will use your teachings wisely.
Jack colouring a picture and his crayon breaks
Jack likes to talk to animals he knows won’t understand him because he doesn’t want them to be lonely, Let’s discuss.
OH MAN OH MAN
ok so jack doesnt really understand his full set of powers when hes new bc like. what’s he supposed do? read?? hes baby.
so hes curled up behind the motel dumpster with his knees to his chest, waiting for the fighting inside to be over, when he sees a raccoon chowing down on an old chinese food container.
and Jack’s like “huh, ok, maybe this Soft Creature can help me”
he realizes pretty quickly that hes getting nowhere with the raccoon, but that doesnt stop him!
sam lingers in the entryway for just a moment, listening to this poor kid ramble on about how he misses his mom to a fucking raccoon and feels his heart shatter into a million fucking pieces
jack doesnt talk to animals unless hes the only one around (or, unless they’re domesticated, which hes learned is socially acceptable, provided you speak in a cutesy voice, and pet them while you do)
THEN jack learns that you can have domesticated animals in houses??? this is something humans do??!?! dean why dont we have one?!??!
jack starts vying for a dog
he gets nowhere
jack starts bringing home mice caught in traps home in little shoeboxes
he takes home stray cats and dogs and keeps them in his backpack until he can get them to the shelter in Lebanon
he picks up worms off the pavement after it rains and puts them back in the dirt
he holds his hand still enough and lets butterflies rest on him
the boy has a soft heart, and despite Dean’s grumblings, he thinks it’s actually really sweet
jack would REALLY talk to felix when he had him ; ;
he’d just sit on his bed and hold felix or let him slither all over the place and ramble on for hours about star wars or hunting or what scared him or made him happy and it helped him fill that empty space where his soul was starting to erode
(sorry to end on a sad note but pls add on jfjsjdj)
Took me a minute.
I love how half of the fanart for mcu avengers is like
*mcu iron man*
*mcu captain america*
*mcu thor*
*mcu hulk*
*616 hawkeye*
*mcu black widow*
Some of yall seem to this is a rag on mcu avengers fans. No no no yall are doing the lord’s work. The less mcu clint I gotta see, the better
i will never be over Charlize Theron for Dior
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Is he aware of how many panties he’s wetting rn
@cagestark some collarbone for you.
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day. I don’t even know how to laugh at it.
Hey what is this
The masterwork of a genius
What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house
Shes my landlord
lamblord
Who takes away the sins of the world
‘Coincidentally’ Matching💙
The CW: you can’t just turn all your characters gay
Legends of tomorrow:
Gay until proven straight