Ray

🤣destroyer of worlds 💣💯piracy🏴‍☠️💖blogging from the Bermuda Triangle🌷

[the-actual-ocean]

*knocks on door*

hey kiddo, you okay? im crabs

[verothewise]

[todaysbird]

that’s a whole man.

[starsinfight]

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[rosieandthemoon]

in Tintagel, Cornwall

[rosieandthemoon]

Tararua Forest, New Zealand

[jawpeople]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[dogpuppy]

[xueyangapologist]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[dddreamscape]

Mutuals do this

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

[amuseoffyre]

Hot cross buns?

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[littleguysdaily]

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

[nostalgia-eh52]

Happy Wednesday!

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @misceris)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[the-haiku-bot]

straight up “snorkin’ it”.

and by “it” haha, well. let’s

just say. mimimi

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.