[twilightslut]

absolutely sick to fuck of streaming services, if you need me I'll be in a cabin in the woods watching twilight on a portable dvd player

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every time i catch a glimpse of fox news i want to violently shake the newcaster’s shoulders and explain how disappointed Mr. Roger’s would be 

[bumblebeerror]

Is this post about Captain America Mr. Rogers? Welcome to my Neighborhood Mr. Rogers? Shaggy Rogers? Does it matter? They’d all be equally disappointed tbh

[lagrimascolorburgundy]

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[curiositymarsrover]

Earth, you are my wishing star. Here’s how you look from my home on the surface of Mars.

[sunwomb]

“you are my wishing star” is so romantic 

[flowury]

why is the mars rover so slick

[cheaphalloweencostume]

AT MY AUTOPSY:

mortician: *makes the first incision*

me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*

[asleepyteen]

Cause of death: just being an idiot, a clown, a big ol’ fool

[thahalfrican]

I like my women how I like my comforters

Full/Queen.

[allosauroid]

Just learned about this Bengal tigress who, after cracking her tooth, was fitted with a gold crown to repair it. (x)

[nau-see]

hot girl shit

[e-ntirely-deactivated20220701]

yes i'm a hopeless romantic but i am also just hopeless

[felicitykings]

Try this gratin, Jack.

[incorrectmfmm]

[incorrectmfmm]

[sebsallowapologist]

When I tell you I screamed

[fiddlesolo]

carlisle: esme, my love, would you like to accompany me to church?

esme: can’t. helping emmett film a tik tok doing the hoedown throwdown scene from the hannah montana movie

carlisle, nodding: alright, i’ll light a prayer candle for you dear.

[incorrecttwilight]

Edward: I just want to hear those three little words.

Bella: I love you.

Edward: That’s sweet but try again.

Bella: I will behave.

Edward: There we go.

[bornhawthorn-deactivated2022122]

New Moon AU where Edward leaves, but rather than curling up in a shack in Rio or whatever, he goes to the UK and finds a job at a used bookstore. It’s just as monotonous as high school, except it’s something he’s never done before, and the books remind him of Bella. He doesn’t allow himself many Bella-related luxuries because he knows if he thinks about her too much, he’ll go back to Forks, but every once in a while, he buys a book that she might like to have in his apartment.  At first, the Bella Books are relegated to a shelf. Slowly, a shelf becomes an entire bookcase, then an entire wall, because he cant help himself, he buys a new book every shift. Six months after he arrived, his apartment is full of books for bella, and he realizes he has to go back to her. 

[edwardcullenstan]

omg this is much cuter than what happened in new moon 🥺✨

[twilightinanotherlife]

[lagrimascolorburgundy]

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