I mean what could go wrong when I spiral into a new ships? IVE BEEN SOOOOOOO obsessed with Peter Parker in Gotham and GOD could not describe how I feel seeing NONE OTHER THAN Tim drake and Peter together and don't even let me talk about those cuties baby bat Damian and Petey pie together ! āØāØš¦š·ļø They're gonna be the death of me
So this blog is dedicated to them š·ļøš¦š„ļø
I won't write long fics because I absolutely suck at them so- to save my sanity I will write one short or at best 2 and snippets
Peter ends up in DC (not in gotham omg) exactly where he was in his universe. It takes him a two full days to realize hes not in his universe bc he chalked a lot of the strangeness to the spell Strange casted
But nope. Hes in a new universe that has completely different heroes, and more importantly, completely different memes (what the hell is "do the butts match"??) And this place has a distinct lack of one Tony Stark
So Peter basically starts up Stark Enterprises in NY again bc he poor and its what Tony (probably) wouldve wanted. He had to pay for this metabolism somehow
But obviously peter needed an investor or twenty, but who needs more than one when Brucie Wayne exists?? Hes like a hunkier yet still bimbo Tony, and practically throws his money at any sad looking teen
But Brucie wayne ends up taking him under his wing, bc hes like. An 18/19 year old CEO and he is Very Concerned abt how this kid not only invented a new type of metal (vibranium) and a very powerful form of energy (arc reactors), so he pays extra attention bc he does NOT need a villain running around with that kind of power and intelligence to back it
And peter is cautious at first but ends up equating Brucie Wayne to Tony Stark (billionaire, playboy, philanthropist? Hello? Bruce is just a foot taller than tony and thats the only difference) and gets wayyyy too comfortable
Comfortable to the point that he kinda starts to treat Brucie Wayne like Tony stark, in that he kind just blurts out whatever hes thinking around hom and just randomly calls bruce to ask for help
"hey is *insert company* chill? They wanna do a collab or something? Idk"
Brucie Wayne, actively on air in a live interview "Funded an anti LGBTQ+ movement a couple months ago, Peter, they're so last season"
No one let's bruce live down he said that on live television. Bruce defends it by saying its what Brucie Wayne would've said in that situation. No one denies it.
"Hey, can I legally *smth stupid that Bruce absolutely also tried to do as a young CEO*?"
Bruce, actively on patrol. "...unfortunately, tha answer is yes, but i strongly advice against it"
"Your advice is strongly noted. Thanks, Mr Wayne!"
Theres yelling in the distance and some sort of explosion followed by maniacal laughter. Bruce hangs up the phone for his own peace of mind
"Mr wayne, I think i just developed a new energy arc reactor"
Bruce, actually sleeping for once "...Peter, it is 4:37 in the morning"
Peter ends up being basically Bruce's most unofficial son. Or maybe like a nephew that calls their uncle instead of their parents. Whatever is it, the public eats it up and the Batkids are Not Amused
Except Tim. Tim thinks peter is a riot, as a fellow young CEO. But also bc peter has literally no supervision, press training, or even council to answer to, so this witty (and angry tbh) teen (who was also recently widowed from his last family member)(aunt may) kinda just. Says whatever he wants and does whatever he wants (within reason)
Idk... I love my dick as Peter's dad trope, but bruce as Peter's almost-dad-maybe-uncle (its a weird gray area. Hes got issues, okay?) Is objectively hilarious
Bruce Wayne catching peter as Spider-man or half dressed in the suit,,, his instincts as a father, Brucie Wayne persona, and vigilante life all merge together into one, immaculate reply
"Peter Benjamin Parker, what the fuck?"
Dysfunctional found family my beloved,,,
OH OH AND imagine they find out they're all vigilantes right?? So peter uses the design from the iron spider to make them nanite suits too they'd look so fire Tim would LOVE it
āThat's not how math works! That's not how anything works!ā ā āIt's how I work.ā
āWhy are your notes just doodles of a pissed off bald man.ā ā āThat's you.ā ā āTHAT'S ME?!ā
āI'm tutoring you, not doing your shit for you. Take your pen back.ā ā āWorth a try.ā
āYou got you calculator wet.ā ā āI know something else I couldāā ā āDo not finish that sentence.ā ā āYou're smiling.ā
āYou are so frustrating.ā ā āNow you know how I feel.ā
āI passed. I actually passed. You got me to understand this shit, holy shit, you're a miracle worker!ā ā āThis one was all you. I wasn't the one in there taking the test.ā
āCan you explain it again?ā ā āDo you actually not get it or do you just like it when I berate you?ā ā āYou're so smart.ā
āLet's do it like this: if you ace this test, I'll give you a kiss.āĀ
āWhat's the probability of you and me in bed together?ā ā āDecreasing by the second.ā ā āI don't know what that means.ā ā āā¦ And somehow it is increasing now.ā
āMove over, I brought lunch. No, don't even argue, I know you forget to eat when you work on a paper.ā ā āā¦ Thank you, love.ā
āWho is that idiot? ā¦ Oh my god, that is my idiot.ā
[Prompt Calender: November 8th, National Stem Day & National Dunce Day]
āThat's not how math works! That's not how anything works!ā ā āIt's how I work.ā
āWhy are your notes just doodles of a pissed off bald man.ā ā āThat's you.ā ā āTHAT'S ME?!ā
āI'm tutoring you, not doing your shit for you. Take your pen back.ā ā āWorth a try.ā
āYou got you calculator wet.ā ā āI know something else I couldāā ā āDo not finish that sentence.ā ā āYou're smiling.ā
āYou are so frustrating.ā ā āNow you know how I feel.ā
āI passed. I actually passed. You got me to understand this shit, holy shit, you're a miracle worker!ā ā āThis one was all you. I wasn't the one in there taking the test.ā
āCan you explain it again?ā ā āDo you actually not get it or do you just like it when I berate you?ā ā āYou're so smart.ā
āLet's do it like this: if you ace this test, I'll give you a kiss.āĀ
āWhat's the probability of you and me in bed together?ā ā āDecreasing by the second.ā ā āI don't know what that means.ā ā āā¦ And somehow it is increasing now.ā
āMove over, I brought lunch. No, don't even argue, I know you forget to eat when you work on a paper.ā ā āā¦ Thank you, love.ā
āWho is that idiot? ā¦ Oh my god, that is my idiot.ā
[Prompt Calender: November 8th, National Stem Day & National Dunce Day]
I donāt think you understand: he named his dog a combination of their names. He named his dog a mashup of his best friend turned rival turned strangerās names, and then added his own last name to the end of it. He took both of them, intertwined, and gave that name to the creature he loved most.
Like, thatās not just a dogās name. Thatās symbolic. He literally took the fragments of a friendship that defined an entire era of his life and made them into something living, tangible; something his.
He said he didnāt want a wife or kids because he wanted to focus on F1. So his dog, Roscoe, became his constant, his companion, the closest thing he had to a child. His friend and family: always there at the races, always waiting in the paddock, sitting in his arms when he was celebrating or when he was utterly alone.
Iām literally incapable of being normal about this. His dog was the last living thread connecting him to that part of his life, to him. And now, that last connection is gone. The last remnant of what once was has disappeared, and all thatās left is memory, and the ache of what could never be again.
So, at this point, I think all of us agree that "Silver Springs" is Nico and Lewis' song but, controversial opinion, Stevie Nicks is not Nico, is Lewis:
Nico won and went ahead with his life, he is a husband and a father. His goal was just being a WDC champion like his father. Yes, he ALWAYS talks about Lewis, he always has to say something about their friendship, their dynamic as teammates, but we talk about Nico. Who follows F1 for a long time knows he always had been a little fucked up (affectionate) š.
Yet Lewis is the one who stayed behind. People who know them said he was the one who suffered the most. He built his entire life around this sport. He is the one full of hate and resentment for something happened TEN yers ago and it's not like he didn't win before or after 2016. He is the one who can't talk in a normal way about Nico. It's Lewis who doesn't let go, not Nico.
It's like Nico just wants to be part of Lewis' life, in whatever role Lewis wants. Lewis wants Nico, but at his terms.
