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[tripleennui]

Honestly the weirdest aspect of Mulder and Scully’s relationship is that they flirt harder the more disgusting or disturbing whatever they’re investigating is. Is there a corpse with a live frog inside? Let’s crack jokes and subtly imply how attracted to each other we are. What about a dead baby in a closet? Obviously that’s when we should have a barely coded conversation about Mulder’s dick, duh. Interrogating a sadistic murderer? Totally the appropriate time to eye-fuck each other over the interrogation table. Stuck in the woods being chased by mutated conquistadors? (God, this show is strange) Time to cuddle, joke about getting naked, and sing to each other. Could you be infected with a scary parasitic ice worm? Let’s feel each other’s necks up in the most erotic way possible under the guise of a medical exam. Truly no one is doing it like them and that’s probably a good thing

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[siren-crown]

Walter Skinner is a single mother of two of the most difficult kids ever. He hates them. They run away whenever he turns around, they bite other kids, they crash his important meetings, and they abuse their authority as FBI agents. Naturally, he sends them to bed with no dinner, but that's mean and goes against the parenting books so I guess they can have the X-Files back. They break vases around the house and blame it on aliens, which doesn't look good in a report please find a more believable suspect please. They've pulled a gun on him (On multiple occasions). HOW DARE YOU PUT EITHER OF THEM IN DANGER! He will kill you for doing that! Threatening them is his job and- Hey!- DON'T GIVE HIM PARENTING ADVICE! Dana Scully is a very accomplished agent AND a medical doctor. and Mulder hasn't bitten anyone in 2 days.

[raccoonwheatthief]

Scully is so good at wording Mulder’s theories to make them sound highly professional and yet Mulder is always cutting her off to say some bullshit about past lives and hypnosis

[beaucannon]

What’s your most surprising IMDB credit?

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

[wintersnails]

watching msr already be sooo in love throughout s1 gives strong ‘oh they’ll figure it out eventually’ vibes but then s2 and s3 come along and you start to realize the situation might be more dire than predicted and by s4 and s5 things are getting absolutely ridiculous until s6 when it’s like ‘ok nvm they’re actually stupid’

[fromstarstuff]

the thing is mulder ripped his heart out a long time ago and is always tossing it up into the sky and juggling it and wordlessly trusts scully to catch it when he’s not paying attention but scully very carefully and quietly pressed her heart into mulder’s hands soon after they met and he didn’t quite realize it even while he’s holding it and carrying it with him

[oceanssapart]

remember that time gillian and david did a reddit AMA?

[dartmoorpixie]

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[1000-life-hacks]

[archeologist-prophet]

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

[little-moonbird]

fox mulder gets exponentially quippier and bitchier the more danger he's in/the more pressure he's under and i think that's just such a delightful character choice. kindest weirdest man you've ever met is saying the funniest meanest shit you've ever heard as you're in mortal danger. and the worst part is he was right about the aliens chasing you and you didn't believe him.

[keyfili]

THE MATRIX / faceless 1999 • dir. Lana & Lilly Wachowski

[garlicandcheeseinawindmill]

Scully telling Mulder that "i hope you know i'd consider it more than a professional loss if you decided to leave" like omg get a room you freaks you're practically kissing with tongue right in front of my salad

[duchovnys-teacup]

Fox Mulder deserves 9 hours of sleep on a soft bed with a cold pillow and a fluffy blanket, a kiss on his forehead and to be held through the night

[graciehart]

how to say "I love you" in x-files [496/?] ⤷ 3.01 — “The Blessing Way”