You can be the candy too
" Wanna suck on me? "
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@redtipfeathers
You can be the candy too
" Wanna suck on me? "
One of my favorite cards.
((Funny story, redtipfeathers actually gave me this card a couple of years ago for my birthday and I’ve kept it since because it’s so Roy and so funny.
For starters it was a Justin Bieber card, whose face got blocked with green glitter on the front. Then a cut out of Roy and Lian on top of it. On the back Roy scratched the Justin Bieber signature on the yellow heart and wrote his name instead. Then the drawing good lawd.
Oh yeah it also played a Justin Bieber song…except now it just sounds like vibration lol.))
"You don’t need my permission to get candy, babe." He hesitated as Roy started to grab a big bag of assorted candy "but not too much because Lian always finds it and keeps her awake past midnight."
Oh yeah, permission obtained, now to get the biggest bag of assorted candy that he could find, sometimes it has to be stated who was the big kid here. Arrows are starting to point to the one in red. " Dick, these candies aren't only for us. Halloween's in a few days. Gotta make sure the other kids are staying past midnight, driving their parents crazy, all that Halloween terror. "
"Is that a challenge?" or least until it was necessary "now help me get the grocery list without making a scene in the candy aisle."
Well, shit frackle flackle, Dick won this for the time being. "...Hrmph, least lemme get some candy for the apartment, kay? " Dick would at least allow this for his darling significant, right?
"People are staring, cut it off or you’ll regret it tonight."
Oh, that got Roy to shut his trap in a matter of seconds. " You wouldn't. "
"Can you stop singing that…it’s not funny."
" Boy name Dick who used to live in Bludhaven. "
“Buddy, I think we both need a drink right about now… or ten. Maybe more of us will pop up if we do.”
" Like some nature dude said. Smashing. Grab a couple and let's get this binging started. "
HIGH QUALITY VERSION OF ANACONDA
" Cookies are in the cabinets, movies all over the floor, please don't clean the couch, cause it's comfortable the way it is.. "
"…well this is spooky.”
" A me....alright, I'm either been drinking too much or I've shot myself with a duplicate arrow.... "
A mischievous smirk that was inherited from him lit up her face as she stretched out to rest her chin on his chest so they were eye to eye. “Auntie ee’a says dat, dat means yoo’re spendin’ lots of time wif grampa.”
Eye to eye, he could that his kiddo was inheriting his trademark smirk, she was getting the sass soon. Alright, this conversation went to the loads of awkward in just that sentence alone. " Um...Yeah, those two are very affectionate for one another. Make sure never to bother them when they are together, alright? Find Mia, yeah, find her. " Not subjecting his kid to that mess. Time for an alternative distraction, fingers wiggled playfully onto her side, tickling the little Arrow on him. " I hear cats are ticklish though. "
Oh Alien’s night, huh?
I might just have to do that. How’s Lian been, anyway?
" You know it. Face hugging and chest bursting all night long. She's overexcited. Halloween's the best time to dress in anything she wants, be a little crusader with a hat and toy arrow. "
Giggles erupted from the little girl in the kitten costume as she ‘pounced’ onto his stomach. “Siwwy daddy! Im not a sca-ree kitty!”
" Hmph. " His kid was getting heavy, growing up too fast for him, or he was getting old. " I'm sorry. Lian, hunny, you're too S-p-o-o-k-y for daddy. He just had a fright right here. " Hand over his chest.
I have to keep tabs on you, much as I like to think you’re telling the truth. Friends or otherwise.
" Your faith in me is ever endearing, but I'm gonna sit back, have a drink, possible have a little fun out with someone and watch horror movies with my kid. Welcome to join, it's Alien's night."
redtipfeathers
"Boo!"
" Oh no. " Over dramatized fall to the ground. " You've frighten me. "
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