wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*
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wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*
man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character
is it a bad sign that "man" is the least accurate part of this post
is it a bad sign that large birds circle above me whenever i leave the house and they scream and scream and scream
HELLO??
HELLO IM ALIVE AGAIN
atp coming online once a month is all i can do but HEY ILL TRY REPLYING PROPERLY AGAIN HOW ARE YOU ANDREY
that's fine!
I'm really good actually! I'm going on holiday to Italy tomorrow morning, so I've been packing my bag today
How have you been!!
thank you TT im sorry, access to my laptop has been really limited so im not able to log in
oh WOW THATS AMAZING. i hope you have a great time :D<333
i'm okay. workload is being shitty :/
HELLO??
HELLO IM ALIVE AGAIN
atp coming online once a month is all i can do but HEY ILL TRY REPLYING PROPERLY AGAIN HOW ARE YOU ANDREY
enough books are set just london. stop it
write more books set where you grew up. i wanna see more love hate relationships with places
omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
you're welcome
if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night
whoa whoa whoa in this house we love pathetic babygirl victor frankenstein
if this hits 100k, i'll shame another literary character via booty shorts
vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me
*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case
Ok, my archaeometrist ass has something to say!
First, an archaeologist wouldn’t carbon date something. It’s not his job. This kind of analysis belongs to the archaeometrist, thank you very much!
Next, using carbon dating on a vampire raise really interesting questions. Because, you see, you can only carbon date completely dead things. Basically, the body absorb Carbon 14 while it’s alive, and after death, this radioactive element slowly decompose (half of it every 5730 years). When you measure how much is left, you can know how long ago the person/plant/whatever died. Going back to the vampire. Officially, vampires are dead. But they feed on human blood, living humans. I’m not sure of the logistic of carbon 14 linking itself to a body, but I think it would false the result. The good news is, as vampire can talk, they would be able to confirm or not. Meaning that we would be able to create a template and see if drinking blood reset your quantity of carbon 14, or if you can still get the age of death of the vampire by removing whatever carbon 14 they ingest through blood. But I think it would depend of how much blood they had ingested since their passing, and a lot of other variables.
The other question is: how dead is a vampire? Do they still breathe? How do they interact with their environment? Would that be enough to keep their carbon 14 at “normal” level? If so, they would be considered alive by this dating technique. Wouldn’t that be an emotional journey for our poor vampire?
I’m actually really invested in this.
*dropping a garlic-free lasagne on the counter top* my love, we’ve talked about inviting archaeometrists to our dinner parties
"But 22 episodes is too much to binge in one session!"
Perhaps we should not consume our entertainment like an eating disorder.
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I love u so much for adding the translation I love you so much I love you so dearly I am so
I’m hyperventilating 😲
when i reblog a post like this i'm trying to recreate the experience of you walking into the living room where an episode of "how it's made" is playing and you become stun locked into standing there and watching the whole thing
I can b yuor cool girlfriend or lame as fuck boyfriend
And for you I detonate at any time
What's the "best" simple machine?
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pulley
screw
wedge
Now THIS is a poll!!
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If there are no seats left, always offer your seat to anyone who's pregnant, disabled, and/or elderly.
If standing is a lot more difficult, tiring, and/or painful for someone else than it is for you then there's no sense in making someone else suffer over what would just be a minor inconvenience for you*
*obvious disclaimer that this does not apply if you yourself are pregnant, disabled , and/or elderly
"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way
"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way
You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong
"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you unable to hurt someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good. You have got to examine if the thing you're sending hate (or worse) for is even true. Being convinced that they are in the right can turn well meaning people into abusers.
This applies to ALL exclusionists, terfs, people who send hate over petty fandom shit, and quite literally everyone else. You have the capacity to do wrong, and you have got to face it.
Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.
@theseventhidiot