ffucking funny

:^)

[the2headedcalf-archive]

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

[urlocalchangeling]

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

[generic-dumb-bitch]

[tundrakatiebean]

[gingernutsenthusiast]

@filmnoirsbian

[chambaeli]

[chandaniyan]

[chandaniyan]

[machineryangel]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[aadoppelganger]

I’ve got some thoughts on this whole thing:

Cars are expensive. Stupidly expensive. Even crappy second hand ones aren’t that cheap. So let’s say you’ve got a car, you’ve paid it off, or are the better way into paying it off, and then some portion of the company’s leadership jumps off the deep end and turns out to be not such a great person. The value of your car plummets into oblivion, even if you wanted to trade it in for something else, you’d get nothing for it. Hell, it might not even cover the rest of the loan. So you’d be without a car, in a country that depends on you needing a car. Or you’d be in an old crappy car that needs a ton of repairs. Now what?

And sure, you can say all the people who own Teslas are rich and this isn’t an issue for them. I don’t think that’s really the case, you can get a used Tesla for pretty cheap depending on where you live. And there’s a certain appeal to an electric car, especially as gas prices rise.

There’s a chunk of Tesla owners who got them because they’re EVs and wanted to help make the world a better place. There are owners who bought into a lie, who made a mistake and really aren’t in a position to come outside and find their car trashed.

[xcal1bur25]

This is basically my thoughts - you can say Elon has always been an ass, but it genuinely wasn't mainstream knowledge that he was (or was going to be) a Nazi ass.

At which point, you're kind of in the territory of "well all rich people suck, what makes Elon so much worse than the heads of every other car company, besides a bigger social media presence? Hell, he's probably better on balance because at least he's trying to normalize electric cars, something we all want to be normalized on account of climate change."

That take is an extremely reasonable opinion to have prior to Elon sucking Trump's dick. So many well intentioned people, at that time, bought Teslas, because they were the normal semi-affordable electric car, for people who wanted an electric car for economic and environemental reasons.

Them owning the car isn't giving elon any more money. I would rather have them driving their electric car with that sticker prominently displayed as so to not endorse the man or the company, than for them to buy a gas guzzler that will only contribute more to climate change.

Fuck cybertruck owners, though. No excuse.

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

[phineastratchet-deactivated2025]

I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

🍇🤏

🤌🟣

this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

🎂🤏🤌🕯️

🐒🤏🤌🦟

[slightlydraconic]

⛰️🤏🤌🪨

🫳🪨

[pfeffaroo]

Don't worry, no one in our family is [REDACTED]

[theslowesthnery]

ugh i wish viz would re-release the bleach manga with a fixed/uncensored translation and with sound effects left untranslated, the translated ones are so fucking ugly and disruptive. like look at this shit

yeah just cover up most of the art with the sound effect, fuck it, who even cares

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[hope-for-the-planet]

Shanghai on path to becoming zero-waste city

Circular economy spans from residential communities to industrial sectors

Shanghai is moving from simple recycling towards operating a zero-waste circular economy. Household recycling is up to 45% due to mandatory sorting requirements and industrial recycling is nearing 98%. Recycled items include everything from aluminum to kitchen waste to industrial and medical waste.

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[victusinveritas]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[famicom]

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3