[weareswans]

[shadowhunterandwizard]

Y’all I’m screaming

[batsplash]

i heard snoopy x shane agenda and immediately signed to the cause

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[polartss]

”genetic” girl WHATEVERRRRR

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[my-2nd-account]

[namunii]

When you're trying to forget your years old situationship but his manager is Yuna Hollander so you see his face everywhere...

[ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138]

[catchymemes]

[patrick-stewart]

HAIRSPRAY (2007)

[sacred-portal]

[grrwoof-woof]

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[tinyuglyworld]

Sumerian/Mesopotamian Amulet Seal in the Form of a Bull, c. 3250 BCE.

[goose-on-the-loose]

@bovineblogger

[stuckinapril]

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

[stuckinapril]

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question

[themaskedotter]

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

[diarydiarydiaryblank]

[xanaxfarts]

Rat Chain mail Coin Purse designed by Paul Frey for the famous Lacloche Freres jewelers. Made of brass and a small ruby.

[bakwaaas]

how lucky we are to return to a warm bed from the cold