sous les pavés, la plage

alex | they/she

[firefox-official]

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

[daily-like-a-prayer]

[smokingrozanov]

yeah I’m going to the Vegas Bathroom Scene y’all want anything?

[themoonandmyman]

ill get one desperate horny Coyote Bottom and one yearning depressed Brick Wall please

[smokingrozanov]

Hey I tried to get that for you but they were attached to each other & the coyote one bit me when I tried to separate them

[themoonandmyman]

are you up to date on your tetanus? because it will turn you gay. and if you’re already gay it’ll kill you

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[redwinerozanova]

red wine supernova, fall right into me

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[selkielore]

[graceebooks]

i just truly truly truly believe connor deserves so much credit for understanding, in the midst of butching himself to the fucking gawds, that ilya needed to remain kinda fruity

[caintooth]

it’s about being touched where nobody has ever touched you before. your guts, your heart, your guilt, your shame!

[poetrylesbian]

Shane Hollander has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala

[w-ico]

[transhuman-priestess]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[gallusrostromegalus]

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

[cosmonautroger]

[elwenyere]

Inspiration from this post by @shanehollanderkinmemory. Images of posts from @loontattoo, from @ilyasmole, and from @moon-chair.

[mitch-mcrner]

i hate blaming reffing but this is actually flyers vs refs

[paper-wounds]

“If I Am Killed For Simply Living” — Althea Davis

[confirmedgalpals]

the Restraint I am exhibiting rn I deserve a sainthood

[garkgatiss]

yeah that's definitely what that means. we were all so stupid to think extensively referencing the film with the first gay portrayal of sherlock holmes indicated something else. your explanation is much more reasonable.