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[i-am-a-fish]

I'm not going to lie to you the terrors of this world really do fuck me up sometimes

[railwaysparrow]

As knapford harbour grew so too did the workload. Sir Topham Hatt was pushed to find a new harbour engine but non could be spared locally.

The engine who came was Porter. An American who took no nonsense from either the trucks or engines but his raw strength proved most useful.

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[houseboatisland]

Happy 10/11!🖤💚

[railwaysparrow]

James closed his eyes tightly as the cruel wind huffed and puffed around him!

"Home for Christmas! Home for Christmas!" he panted, trying to push despite it all!

[wyldstallyn]

love him

[wyldstallyn]

[reesespufffs13]

I be getting imposter syndrome in my own home

[valtsv]

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

[valtsv]

this is my wife everyone be nice to her

[lovegorou]

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

[valtsv]

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

[kumatajdg]

"No. 2 was American, and very cocky. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful.

'Listen bud,' he drawled, 'in the states we don't care a dime for a few spills.'

'We do here,' I said. But he just laughed."

[operatorfortheboogeymen]

guppies...

[operatorfortheboogeymen]

little freaks

[reesespufffs13]

Doin it’s best

[moosefeels]

my belief is that everyone who works in a restaraunt or retail should make a minimum of $25 an hour and should get a half hour break every four hours and if your boss or manager tries to make you work during your break or skips it, they get chased out of town by wild dogs

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #823

Fozzie's favorite Weird Al song is "Eat It."

Source:

Muppet Magazine. Volume 2, Number 4. Fall 1984. Page 47.

[reesespufffs13]

Hogwarts

[gifs-of-puppets]

Cake Boss (2009-2020)

[pukicho]

Hey guys just had the most mid teryaki chicken of my life at the denver airport.

[kitzenvoncatzen]

congrats!!!!! im so proud of you!!

[pukicho]

I am releasing the beast at Denver airport

[level-17-spheal]

What terminal?

[pukicho]

Oh you’ll know

[i-am-a-snom]

"Are you a man or a woman?"

I am a Snom.

"What gender are you?"

Friend.

"Yeah but what's in your pants?"

I don't wear pants..?

[operatorfortheboogeymen]

spameattie and ghet balls

[reesespufffs13]

Thank you