Why would you upset the baby
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Why would you upset the baby
"without him, there is no future that i desire." my turning secret santa piece for @jasontoddiefor!! happy holidays and i hope you enjoy your gift 🎁
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CONVERSATIONS OVERHEARD THROUGH THE BATKID COM LINES MASTERPOST (PART 1, ENTRIES 1-64)
part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 (league days) part 8 (league days) part 9 part 10 part 11 part 12 (league days) part 13 part 14 part 15 part 16 part 17 part 18 part 19 part 20 part 21 (league days) part 22 part 23 part 24 (league days) part 25 part 26 part 27 part 28 part 29 part 30
part 31 part 32 part 33 part 34 part 35 part 36 (league days) (part 1) part 37 (league days) (part 2) part 38 part 39 (part 1) part 40 (part 2) part 41 part 42 part 43 part 44 part 45 part 46 part 47 part 48 part 49 part 50
part 51 part 52 part 53 part 54 part 55 part 56 part 57 part 58 part 59 part 60 part 61 part 62 part 63 part 64
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 55 (masterpost here)
Jason: -like seven minutes out, but it's really quiet so i don't think it would be worth teaming for.
Dick: copy, i'm almost done over here anyway, then me and Robin are going back to the cave.
Tim: so. did Hood tell you guys that he's at war with all the middle-aged moms in his neighbourhood?
Jason: -oh don't get me started.
Dick, snickering: the 'middle-aged moms'? are you fighting a bunch of Karens from the home owners association?
Jason: oh i got banned from the hoa like, a year ago. which is really ironic because they like Red Hood. they just don't like me.
Damian: are these the women who insulted your skincare that you told me about? said you needed to moisturize more?
Jason, intently: -Damian let me tell you i fucking hate these women. i hate them.
Tim: *evil cackling*
Dick: what's even happening? since when do you have bad neighbours?
Jason: oh my- i didn't even do anything, they just hate me for no reason.
Tim: dude, you dislocated a kid's shoulder.
Dick: wait, what?
Jason: NOW HOLD ON-
Damian: yeah be fair Red, that wasn't Hood's fault.
Tim, laughing: yeah but it's still funny.
Dick: wait wait wait- hold on now, hold on- somebody tell me the whole story, i need to hear this.
Damian: one of the spoilt brats in the building across from Hood's tried to break in to steal alcohol, and he dislocated his shoulder in one of the traps set up.
Jason: i fuckin- that kid was lucky. if he'd tried the other window he would have been shot with a dart to the face, so i don't wanna hear it. i came home from the library and the little twerp was sobbing on the floor of my bathroom as if he was the victim, and then i had to fix him up!
Dick: oof. ...to be fair you do have a lot of traps in your apartment Hood. like, more than i do.
Jason: -because the kid likes them! he likes trying to break through them when he comes round, it's our thing!
Damian: and that shit-stain of a preteen ruined the set up for me! i came by like an hour later and it hadn't been reset. waste of a B&E run.
Jason: yeah, because i was over the road getting yelled at by fucking Caroline, who apparently thinks her son has right of way in other people's private property.
Dick: *laugh* she got mad at you?
Jason: YEAH- she was like, 'i'll sue you for assaulting my son' and i'm fucking looking at her like, bring it the fuck on, bitch, i have access to Bruce Wayne's lawyers! lets see who wins! and then she- and then holy fuck D, you aren't gonna believe this but i swear to god she said this word for word,
Tim: *wheeze*
Jason: she fucking goes- 'that Red Hood man does not spend his every spare second protecting our streets and their people just for people like you to move in and provide danger for our children.'
Dick: WHAT.
Jason: YEAH- YEAH EXACTLY, THAT'S WHAT I WAS LIKE-! guys you have no idea the self control i had to have to not go back later with the helmet on like 'yo i hear you messing with my boy Jason, the fuck is wrong with you?'
Tim: *louder cackling* PLEASE- please, Hood please do that,
Dick: so what happened after?!
Jason: ugh, this bitch starts lying to all the other moms in the neighbourhood about how i attacked her kid in the street and how he did nothing wrong and i was just an egotistical prick who didn't like when children played outside- mind you i have fucking security footage of what actually happened,
Dick: oh so you're- you're literally in an all out war with them?
Jason: SOME of them; there are a couple moms whose kids i've actually babysat and who know me and that, those ones aren't taking Caroline and her posse's shit, so now me and my girls are in a turf war with these other bitches-
Tim: i've seen- *cackle* Wing, you gotta start going around Crime Alley during the day more. i went to a pottery class with Hood last week over there and afterwards we ran into one of the woman that has beef with him; they are feral.
Jason: WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PUBLIC GROCERY STORE. I WAS TRYING TO BUY ONIONS. PEACEFULLY. and this bitch comes up to me throwing shade like 'oh you should really move out because we don't take aggressiveness lightly' and i'm like ME?!?!? IN THIS SITUATION, ME AGRESSIVE??
Tim: *wheeze*
Dick, audibly amused: i mean you do carry guns around, that isn't exactly non-agressive,
Jason: BUT THAT'S WHAT DRIVES ME CRAZY, IS THAT THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GUNS. THAT'S NOT WHAT BOTHERS THEM! fucking- half the women that want me gone are carrying, and they all love Red Hood, but this woman was talking to me like 'it's obvious from the build of your body that you want to be intimidating; nobody works out like that unless you want the power',
Dick: *blows raspberry, dissolving into a loud cackle*
Jason: and i'm fucking standing there; coupon book out, sunscreen across the bridge of my nose, Tim next to me in a Hawaiian shirt holding the bag of pottery mugs we just made and painted together, staring at these onion prices; and i'm just like 'ok well first of all me being this jacked was a non-consensual operation and i don't appreciate you bringing up past trauma, Cindy.',
Dick: HOLY FUCK- *louder cackling*
Jason: -and now Cindy's telling me that people as strong as me don't go through trauma like that and that i'm making fun of real victims by implying such a thing-
Damian: this is insane,
Jason: -AT WHICH POINT TIM DECIDES IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO WHIP OFF HIS GLASSES AND SAY 'you know you keep coming back to how built my brother is; if you want to suck his dick you can just say that',
Dick: *uncontrollable wheezes* T-HIM-,
Tim: I REGRET- *cackle* I REGRET NOTHING.
Jason: -and now this bitch is threatening to call the police for sexual harassment, to which some random other woman who wasn't even INVOLVED in the conversation butts in, and she goes 'you know i've been listening to this conversation for the past five minutes, and i gotta say lady, you don't seem like the kind of person anybody wants to sexually harass',
Dick: *in awe* OH-?!
Damian: HOLY FUCK.
Jason: YEAH- YEAH. AND SO NOW I'M FUCKING STANDING THERE AS CINDY STARTS GETTING INTO A FIGHT WITH THIS RANDOM STRANGER, AND I'M JUST HOLDING MY FUCKING ONIONS, SIDE-EYEING TIM JUST 'so do you think we can leave?' BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THIS NO LONGER INVOLVES ME-,
Tim: -can i just say by the way? hands down, best day of my week.
Jason: yeah also i think Cindy's started an anti-me Facebook group. so.
*a beat*
Dick: ok but on a scale of 1 to 10 how funny would it be if we joined the group with the old official public Batman account?
Jason: OH MY-
Damian: -GENIUS-
Tim: -HAVE TO. WE HAVE TO.
Jaosn: EVERYBODY TO THE CAVE NOW.
That one chapter where Kishiar visited Yuders house
Hmmm 🤔 turning au.. commoner Yuder going into a contractual marriage with Duke Kishiar.... 🤔🤔 Well after Kishiar saw his cute looks and how he was nonchalantly scaring (and treating the injuries of his men) right after defeating 10 out of 12 professional assassins targeting Kishiar with a rusty sword, he decided to woo the man!
Kishiar: What are you in the mood for?
Yuder : World domination.
Kishiar: That's a bit ambitious.
Yuder : You are my world.
Kishiar: Aww...
Yuder :
Kishiar:
Yuder :
Kishiar: OH.
That took you too long for Kishiar to notice 😂
Spoilers for chapter 1398 of Turning.
The conversation I'd like to see in the future:
Diarca, enraged after learning what happened in La Orrban: Emperor, what is the explanation for this?! Keillusa, with a professional expression: As strange as it may seem, among all the gifts that the Diarca House brought and that surrounded the memorial plaque of Inella la Orr, a heavy glass object struck the plaque and shattered it completely. Diarca, even angrier: And what about the tombstone?! Keillusa, without altering her expression: Unfortunately, the tombstone of the former Dowager Empress was larger than the others – you must know this since it was the Diarca who arranged everything – and it was made of a more fragile material and built on more unstable ground, which made it especially vulnerable to impacts. Diarca, almost foaming with rage: And why was only her coffin destroyed?! Keillusa, shaking her head slightly: By coincidence, above the coffin of the former Dowager Empress, the Diarca installed a heavy magic stone lamp that ended up falling due to the shock of the battle. Since her coffin had been placed in a separate location from the others, the other coffins escaped being hit by the lamp fragments. Diarca, feeling directly attacked by the Emperor's insinuations in each response: You want us to believe it was all an accident?! Someone must have done this on purpose!! Keillusa: From all indications, this whole incident was nothing more than a series of unfavorable coincidences that led to this unfortunate outcome. There's no reason to accuse anyone. Diarca: This only happened because of them! *points accusingly at Yuder and Nathan*. Keillusa: Baron Aile and Mr. Zuckerman simply passionately engaged in the duel, and we ended up underestimating their abilities, which resulted in abnormalities in five magical protective circles, which in turn allowed the effects of the battle to affect La Orrban. Unfortunately. Diarca almost having an aneurysm from so much anger: This is unacceptable! Keillusa: What more can we do? Who could have imagined that such an unfortunate incident would happen? Kishiar, with the most innocent expression of all: Indeed. When I organized this event, I never imagined such misfortune could happen! Nathan and Yuder, standing behind him seemingly innocent of any accusation: *nods of agreement.* Keillusa and Kishiar are already planning a family party to celebrate what happened: it's truly regrettable. (No, it's not. Not at all. It's incredible, actually.)
Diarca: *internal screams of anger and revolt*.
Kanna: I’m so tired.
Yuder: Did you get to bed late?
Kanna: No.
Yuder: Did you do something strenuous?
Kanna: No.
Yuder: Then why are you tired?
Kanna: I’m alive.
Yuder: Sounds exhausting.
Based on when they went to retrieve the redstone
"...What if it really is the memory of someone else who was there?"
Pew pew 🏹💖
They broke all the couches in the empire, so the emperor had to reward them with a marble couch later
Looks like there's a little furry surprise for someone's birthday 👀👀
combined my two favorite things, Turning and dragons. I may or may not do a version with Kishiar as the dragon instead
Had to physically restrain myself from posting this immediately after drawing it so I can maintain some sort of regular upload schedule
Anyway, dragon Kishair was a long time coming and I finally finally got to it. The biggest hurdle was coming up with a proper design that reflects his character. Dragon Yuder was easy enough; I wanted him to look rugged and wild, all sharp and stuff. Kishair on the other hand, I had a few vague ideas of what I wanted him to look like? Smooth and regal looking, opposite of Yuder. In the end I didn't have to go too in depth on his dragon design cause he's mostly out of frame in this picture anyway lol
I'll probably draw more dragon kishiyu as some point in the future since, despite how difficult they were to draw, it was still really fun. I also hope more people draw them as dragons some day because it would be really fun to see other people's interpretations/designs