beans so cold they're chili

[gnomebud]

tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being

wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse

[kitty]

[jumex]

If I don’t share every smalll detail of my life…..I will die

[love]

[llovinghome]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[4444555666777888999]

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[obscurelocalstranger]

[myshipssank]

i resent being able to understand this post

[lord-kitschener]

what the fuck

[wirily]

via WeHeartIt

[lostenemies]

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[shearans]

my idol

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

[gaypriori]

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

[scummgirl]

[memewhore]