regal beagle butt

[amroyounes]

How do I love thee?

[aqourz-blog]

happy new year! may we all survive from the incoming angel attacks

[awwww-cute]

Here is your receipt

[ellie-the-smiling-samoyed]

How all receipts should be handed to me

[oxblood74-deactivated20150630]

dont fucking have kids if your compassion has limits and you are only able to love under certain conditions.

[poisonouschicken]

[neonbrightblack]

Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.

[propertyofseverustsnape]

always reblog

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

Yes.

[enduredean]

my wife was cuddling with me while playing her 3DS and she just said, “i love you” so i said “i love you too” and then she looked up and in a really quiet voice said, “i was talking to my lucario”

[memewhore]

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[trapcard]

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

[slasherbarbie]

It’s funny, if you ask a Republican in Congress if they believe in climate change, they say, well, uh, I’m not a scientist. “I’m not a scientist” — that’s what they say. But when it comes to a woman’s right to choose, suddenly they’re a doctor.

President Barack Obama, 11/01/14 (via slasherbarbie)

[joshpeck]

i can’t stop laughing

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

you successfully caused our tax dollars to fund the purchase of a VCR for the white house staff to view your video of finger snapping. that’s next level

[teesadutta]

[zacharyolson]

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

[championcoolbreeze-deactivated2]

^That commentary is very important.

[badassqueerempress-deactivated2]

That commentary is more important than the gif set.

[becausebirds]

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

[perstephsanscouronne]

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

[autobahnvismarck]

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

[karma-kollector]

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

[becausebirds]

Such theory

[antigonetwo]

there is so much going on in this photo 

[micdotcom]

[paulmcfruity]

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

[gamemakerm]

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

I’m helping

[noobtheloser]

At 4 am when I was making this, it seemed really funny to me.

[versacekardashian]

When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

???:

[inwardglow]

this fucking gifset gets me every time