aloe vera

fangirl and general nerd

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oscar, turning to ruby: my love for you is like pi.

ruby: infinite?

nova and danna, sitting in the corner, in unison: irrational.

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Wow. His chapters sound like he’s an emo teenager running away from home because his parents told him to do chores. Where is the dramatic mass murderer we know and hate?

Me, reading Rule of Wolves

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all i want from RoW is a dramatic confrontation with the darkling and zoya, an angsty zoyalai love confession, and a crows cameo that’s IT

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RULE OF WOLVES SPOILERS

i am very happy indeed

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tsar nikolai lantsov & tsarina zoya nazyalensky - 

not a “rule of wolves” spoiler, just manifesting characters belong to @lbardugo​ please do not repost, but do find me on instagram! (tap for higher res)

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it says “not a spoiler” but i sincerely hope it is

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i apologize in advance to everyone who has to witness the complete wreck of a human i become when rule of wolves is released

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eight days until rule of wolves aka the day i literally die

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archie renaux single-handedly made me like mal and i don’t think i give him enough credit for that

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okay i’m hearing a lot of people say leigh said only one couple in RoW gets a happy ending? can someone please tell me where she said this lmao i’m extremely confused

also does she mean main characters? like does she mean only a couple with nina, zoya, or nikolai gets a happy ending or only one in the entire series? dear god i’m totally lost

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“West Ravka declares for the Sun Summoner’s bosom!”

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to all the desi girls ever feeling bad about themselves just remember that you are canonically nikolai lantsov’s type <33

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all i want from RoW is a dramatic confrontation with the darkling and zoya, an angsty zoyalai love confession, and a crows cameo that’s IT

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nova: see this? this is my ‘i don’t care’ face.

oscar: that’s your normal face.

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no one:

danna bell, a raging lesbian: grief is an emotion best served with a side of stiff dick.

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ruby: are you cooking?

oscar: i wanted to do something nice for you.

ruby: but instead you cooked?

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nova, ruby, and ruby’s baby at a postpartum workout class

trainer: you look amazing! what’s your secret?

nova, in the middle of a squat and flexing her fingers: birth control.

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danna: this is so hard, guys, who do i pick?

ruby: follow your heart!

nova: whoever’s the cheapest.

nova: what? it adds up!

ruby: *sipping coffee* it does add up.

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don’t get me wrong i love the elves but they’re all pro-life and i hate them for that