― ARDYN LUCIS CAELUM IZUNIA : ‛ a man of no consequence ‛
✘ just a guy with a shit rental who is overeager to help you fight the archaean, gives you a lift in an enemy aircraft, and steal your car.
✘ may have stabbed someone, inadvertently helped blind another, and uuuuhhhh helped bring about the current political climate by aiding the empire. people make mistakes, ok?
✘ but that’s all in the past it’s all good. his focus now: 1) hats 2) causing chaos 3) vibing tbh 4) maybe he’ll get a cat one day who tf knows
✘ in spirale, he 100% is always stealing hats from this one hat store -- not because he likes to steal, honestly, he’s normally adamant about paying! he just hates this npc in particular <3
✘ systematically is adopting all the twst kids. rook vc: @ ardyn “you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie”
✘ is it a man? is it 304938209 daemons in a trenchcoat? the answer: yes!
✘ ( @ noctis in particular ) will send you memes that are slightly off at 3am to piss you off, just you wait.











