sucker and fucker

im in your ventilation shafts

[erarg]

[erarg]

this will be the most popular song in 2020 neo-california after all the wells dry out

[brucebocchi]

[toesucker]

here’s an animated version of the comic i made which is based on the legendary post by @fuckersupreme

enjoy!

[delmondo]

[paper-mario-wiki]

this reads like a @the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck post.

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

You will find there are many differences

For Example

I do not purchase my suits from Toys R Us

It is a shame that you have thought this

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

gonna ask the whales that intentionally beach themselves to escape the hum of radio signals and diesel engines what they think of eco-socialism and so-called solarpunk

[doorstuck]

door

[wayneradiotv]

[lumnch]

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

[lumnch]

Well.. Good luck out there…

*dies*

[lumnch]

[bethne]

*reloads a previous save and comes back with soup and grilled cheese ready for you*

[lumnch]

Ah! Thanks for the soup. 

*I don’t say any of that previous stuff about making a grilled cheese and tomato soup because that’s just the entire sound clip that plays when I die, in the previous save I died because you console spawned 30 bears into my house*

[lolcowboy3-deactivated20190118]

[15342534222544325523689731-deac]

pouring river water in your socks

[maria-aegyptiaca]

foot reliquary 

[thx-a-latke]

quentin tarantino’s infinity war reboot

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[every-album-is-aerosmith-blog]

Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion (1984)

[keanureevesimagines]

[charlesoberonn]

Pyrite being all like Mmmmmmm…. cubes

[zombielexie]

j…just like…

[charlesoberonn]

Go On…

[rvexillology]

Flag of USA but occupied by watermelon trusts and companies

from /r/vexillology Top comment: The terrifying yet undeniable future