Réglisse Le Chat

22yo, she/her, biology student, loves a LOT of things, including but not exclusive to Voltron, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Star Trek, Marvel, Detroit: Become Human...

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[computersaresadtoo]

XP/98 remix

[aloe-jelly-deactivated20170907]

ok what the fuck

[jas-old-account]

It sounds like some digital boss theme

[basiliskfree]

I had to draw this.

[filiasyth]

@immamotherpugger @squagel @pretendthisisanactualurl

[smalltownboymp3]

“When you get older, you notice your sheets are dirty. Sometimes, you do something about it. And sometimes, you read the front page of the newspaper and sometimes you floss and sometimes you stop biting your nails and sometimes you meet a friend for lunch. You still crave lemonade, but the taste doesn’t satisfy you as much as it used to. You still crave summer, but sometimes you mean summer, 5 years ago. You remember your umbrella, you check up on people to see if they got home, you leave places early to go home and make toast. You stand by the toaster in your underwear and a big t-shirt, wondering if you should just turn in or watch one more hour of television. You laugh at different things. You stop laughing at other things. You think about old loves almost like they are in a museum. The socks, you notice, aren’t organized into pairs and you mentally make a note of it. You cover your mouth when you sneeze, reaching for the box of tissues you bought, contains aloe. When you get older, you try toner, you experiment with trousers, you experiment with real sexy outfits, you experiment with pin curls and darker hair and orange-toned red lipstick and you date people that look good on paper. You kiss them in public and feel only a little self-conscious. You never like them, although sometimes you really do. you think about safe sex and sometimes, kids. You think about plants, maybe succulents, or maybe even a cat? When you get older, you try different shampoos. You find one you like. You try sleeping early and spin class and jogging again. You try a book you almost read but couldn’t finish. You wrap yourself in the blankets of: familiar t-shirts, caffe au lait, dim tv light, texts with old friends or new people you really want to like and love you. You lose contact with friends from college, and only sometimes you think about it. When you do, it feels bad and almost bitter. You lose people, and when other people bring them up, you almost pretend like you know what they are doing. You try to stop touching your face and become invested in things like expensive salads and trying parsnips and saving up for a vacation you really want. You keep a spare pen in a drawer. You look at old pictures of yourself and they feel foreign and misleading. You forget things like: purchasing stamps, buying more butter, putting lotion on your elbows, calling your mother back. You learn things like balance: checkbooks, social life, work life, time to work out and time to enjoy yourself. When you get older, you find things like rejection hurt less and things like nostalgia hurt more. You watch people do things you want to do, and then you do some of those things too. Things start to feel like pins on a map. You watch landmarks pass and almost note them. You eat a taco from a food truck and be careful to dab the corners of your mouth with a napkin. You smooth your shirt down. You think about details, the details of how clean the beer cup is, how you need to put the dishes away, how she smells like a perfume you wore and how his teeth are perfect and aligned. You feel a little less downtrodden by things like routine and security and a little more appreciative of things like doing nothing, finding a friend, stretching on a big couch. You hear old songs and only sometimes do they gut you. You think about your future almost always, in both a thrilling way and a very very panicked way. When you get older, you find yourself more in control. You find your convictions appealing, you find you like your body more, you learn to take things in stride. You begin to crave respect and comfort and adventure, all at the same time. You lay in your bed, fearing death, just like you did.You pull lint off your shirt. You smile less and feel content more. You think about changing and then often, you do. When you get older, you barely notice it at all. Then, you are sitting somewhere you’ve been before, staring at the nothingness of the sky, and you feel the wind moving away from you, fast and almost impossible to catch.”

—

When You Get Older, thefrenemy (via themindmovement)

I want to read this later and appreciate it when I’m in a more focused mood

(via lucybleachfan)

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

[reglisselechat]

Ok hear me out :

WHAT IF :

Young Loki trapped in Area 51

Young Tony Stark one of the people to raid Area 51

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[drarryspecificrecs]

H/D Holidays round 2 (summer 2007) : (fics only)

hd-holidays || official masterpost || AO3 || ∑= 74 fics + 14 arts The Mods : nqdonne & jamie2109 + Banner © : sherant

All in the Cards by themostepotente [E, 12k]   *not on AO3

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Draco by floweringjudas (manipulant) [E, 23k]

At The Ashwinder by acromantular [M, 10k]   *not on AO3

Bad Company by @furiosity​ [E, 9k]   *not on AO3

The Balance of Extremes by dragonfly_lily [E, 14k]   *not on AO3

Be-loved and Be-elved by fireelemental79 [M, 27k]   *not on AO3

Bed & Late Night Snack by Stray [E, 50k]

Bells and Whistles by @bounding-heart [E, 3k]   *not on AO3

Birthdays Past and Present by stormwynd [G, 1k]   *not on AO3

The Boy Who Wore Pink Knickers by mizbean [E, 3k]   *not on AO3

Bright Pink iPods by a4_letter [M, 5k]   *not on AO3

Burning Day by @ravenna-c-tan [E, 14k]

The Business of Saving Souls by @thegertie [E, 26k]

Can’t Take the Heat by confiteor_3 [E, 15k]   *not on AO3

Chasing Ghosts by @coffeejunkii [G, 3k]   *not on AO3

Constant Change by megan_sage [T, 3k]   *not on AO3

Counting the Stars by noticeably [M, 1k]   *not on AO3

Cry for Me by son_of_darkness [E, 10k]   *not on AO3

The Cure to Obsession by chemical_haven [E, 3k]   *not on AO3

Curiosity Doesn’t Always Kill by lotrwariorgodss [M, 12k]   *not on AO3

Dejà-vu by alexis_sd [E, 5k]   *not on AO3

Deplorably Enough by Tifsuz [T, 5k]

E R I S E D by aoifeic [E, 7k]   *not on AO3

The Falmouth Falcons’ Star Seeker by faynia [T, 4k]   *not on AO3

The fine line between then and now by dragon_charmer [T, 14k]   *not on AO3

The Fog of War by luci0logy [M, 3k]   *not on AO3

Four-Poster by klarsfelder [T, 2k]   *not on AO3

Games People Play or The Things Your Friends Will Do When You’re Just Too Stupid To See What’s Best For Yourself by sesheta_66 [M, 4k]   *not on AO3

Going Home by halestrom [M, 29k]

Götterdämmerung by ennyousai [T, 4k]   *not on AO3

Healthy Sportsmanship by lizardspots [E, 10k]   *not on AO3

In Which Harry Potter Discovers a River in Egypt by Kestrel_Sparhawk [T, 23k]

In/Sight by Celandine [E, 10k]

King Cobra by@penmaries [M, 8k]

The Last Time by enchanted_jae [E, 1k]   *not on AO3

Later… by florahart [T, 100k]   *not on AO3

Leave Your Field to Flower by @emmagrant01 [E, 12k]

Life Isn’t a Fairy Tale by ms_mindfunk [G, 20k]   *not on AO3

The Logic of Dreams by Frayach [E, 20k]

Lost and Found by platformnine [M, 3k]   *not on AO3

The Many Faces of Draco Malfoy by dark0feenix [M, 8k]   *not on AO3

Mirror Mirror On The Wall by morganmuffle [T, 1k]   *not on AO3

a mix of snow and petals by @dulosis [T, 5k]

More Than Words by fileaspirant [E, 1k]   *not on AO3

No Exit by ellie-nors (flamewarrior) [E, 13k]

Of Malfoy Possessions by lilian_cho [T, 2k]   *not on AO3

Of Owls, Horcruxes and Snakes by Kabal42 [E, 14k]

Office Supplies by ashe_frost [T, 4k]   *not on AO3

One Afternoon After Quidditch by Naadi [M, 200]

Opaque by shadowclub [M, 12k]   *not on AO3

Out of Egypt by @sassy-cissa [E, 10k]

The Path To Awakening by lire_casander [T, 5k]   *not on AO3

The Perfect Drug by 1ightning [E, 14k]   *not on AO3

Plans Gone Awry by pixystick [M, 10k]   *not on AO3

Poems on the Underground by stillaseeker [M, 2k]   *not on AO3

Possibilities by noa_luna [G, 1k]   *not on AO3

Pret-a-Partenaire by nqdonne [E, 20k]

The Pursuit of Happiness by tehgiantsquid [M, 19k]   *not on AO3

Real Person Slash by violet_quill [?, 4k]   *not on AO3

Release of the Past by bewarethesmirk [M, 5k]   *not on AO3

The Reunion by lttlelola [T, 2k]   *not on AO3

Room with a View by cutecoati [E, 24k]   *not on AO3

Set Me Free by Jairissa [E, 15k]

Shared Lives by alaana_fair [E, 3k]   *not on AO3

Something to keep it interesting. by jamie2109 [E, 8k]   *not on AO3

Spinner’s End by @silentauroriamthereal​ [E, 18k]   *not on AO3

Stung by pushdragon [E, 21k]   *not on AO3

Swirl Stick Thingies and Other Magical Oddities by @eeyore9990 [E, 11k]

Through the Looking Glass by strigoia [G, 3k]   *not on AO3

Two Blokes, A Bike and A Biro by yodels [T, 8k]   *not on AO3

Unfinished Business by Anthimaeria [E, 8k]

When the war is over, you can read the paper by zness [M, 11k]   *not on AO3

Without Reflection by snottygrrl [E, 4k]

The World of the Living by fourth_rose [M, 17k]

✔ other lists

[reglisselechat]

Just putting this here for storage until I've read them all

[jack-of-all-plagues]

Draco probs being starstruck by Harry idk

I’m back ;u;

I started painting this a while ago because I wanted to try to practice painting again, I had to put it away until I was finished with coursework, but I finally managed to finish it even though I wasn’t super invested in it anymore so I guess that’s an improvement?

 I wouldn’t say I’m too good at it, but a) gotta start somewhere b) it’s relaxing af

again, thank you so much everyone for all your kind words and patience, you are all amazing! 

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[reglisselechat]

This worked for me somehow ? I got confirmation that my application to the school I liked was approved, I'm going back to school ! So I'm sharing it with you, may you get what you truly need ♥

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[seasons-gredence]

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

[seasons-gredence]

i can’t believe dobby invented hashtags

[seasons-gredence]

i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health

[snapped-snape]

My boy snape saying what we’re all thinking

The dark lord

The four hogwarts founders

And my personal favorite

[azzandra]

Fic idea I was struck with the other day and keep thinking about: a Vulcan adopts a cat.

[azzandra]

Still thinking about this, even though I’m not writing the fic!

This Vulcan, I’m calling her T’Pen, goes to a shelter and gets a cat, and the shelter employees are like, a bit weirded out? But obviously they’re going to give her a cat, I mean, she’s a Vulcan, she’s Super Responsible, she takes all the pamphlets and listens attentively to all the advice the shelter employees give her, even though it is obvious she researched a lot on her own.

Then T’Pen asks the shelter folks what she should name the cat and runs into That Thing Humans Do Where They Confound a Vulcan With Their Weird Ways

Shelter Employee 1: oh, you can name a cat anything! That’s what’s great! People names, common nouns, whole phrases.

Shelter Employee 2: yeah, nothing sounds weird on a cat. Everything from Chad to Cupboard is fair game.

SE 1: yeah, I mean, you can’t call a dog Chad, that would be weird

SE 2: I wouldn’t fuckin’ trust anyone who named their dog Chad

SE 1: oh word

T’Pen:….

T’Pen: ….fascinating.

[azzandra]

Later, in the interest of furthering her anthropological study of Earth, T’Pen has a houseparty and she invites her coworkers, many of whom are human, but others which are aliens, and are fascinated by T’Pen’s cat

Vulcan Co-worker: T’Pen, what have you named this small Earth feline?

T’Pen: I have named him Marmalade.

Vucan co-worker: Is that not the name of a type of Terran fruit preserve? I do not understand the logic behind this choice.

T’Pen: the logic is self-evident to a human.

Human Co-worker: T’Pen, omg, you have a cat! What’s his name?

T’Pen: thank you for your inquiry. His name is Marmalade

Human Co-worker: oooh! yeah, that makes sense, because he’s orange and sweet! lmao, great name

Vulcan Co-worker: …

Vulcan Co-worker: ….fascinating

[bartfargo]

Human: So, how’s Marmalade?

T’Pen: He has the peculiar habit of walking on my workstation.

Human: Aggravating, isn’t it?

T’Pen: We Vulcans do not feel human emotions. However, I would prefer it if Marmalade stayed off my workstation, particularly when I am working.

Human: Get a box.

T’Pen: Murdering Marmalade seems an overreaction.

Human: No, you need a box with interior dimensions approximately the same as Marmalade’s body, and set it on the floor next to your workstation. Marmalade will sit in the box.

T’Pen: Why do you believe that this will work for Marmalade?

Human: We don’t know. It’s just something cats do. If he fits, he sits.

T’Pen: … Fascinating.

[bartfargo]

Vulcan Commander: T’Pen, you are posting videos of your cat. Explain.

T’pen: My colleagues are amused and entertained by Marmalade’s interactions with his environment. I am amused and entertained by their reactions as reflected in the comments.

Vulcan Commander (reading): “U haz done me a startle”?

T’Pen: Some of them like to verbalize what they believe are Marmalade’s thought processes. He is a cat, so they imagine that he does not grasp human spelling and grammar.

Vulcan Commander: … Fascinating. As you were. (signs off)

T’Pen (returning to her meal): Now I can haz lunch.

[goawfma]

these are the best names

[reglisselechat]

I would kill for Atomic Toaster

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[reglisselechat]

I dreamt I was Tony Stark making out with Loki and it was GREAT, he was so sweet and soft with us, I'm so mad I woke up I just want to go back

[sesiondemadrugada]

Jim Holland.