Newly human & strangely literal

29 year old mess from Norway.

[penandinkprincess]

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

[blignick]

[dogpuppy]

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[moonblossom]

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

[treecitysessions]

Scream this is iconic….

[happidapp]

i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Lionel Walden (American, 1861–1933), "Moonlight" (1902) and "Pacific Club, Honolulu" (1911)

[internet-sentences]

[bingly-eyes]

ITS FUCKING REAL???

[bingly-eyes]

The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit: Hotbox Variation

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god the comments section is creasing me

[parkchanwoohoo]

This man's an expert

[dozingpeach]

PEER REVIEWED, THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE ADDITION

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[funkeepeach]

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

[dogpuppy]

[important-animal-images]

[thenookienostradamus]

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[boringangel]

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Boy ain’t that the truth