Regressed-Duskull

Casper. I just want a place to age regress in peace. I'm just here to reblog things that make me happy. Now a kritter-kiddie. He/They

[prof-peach]

Professor Peach, I got a real big problem on my hands. The seal on my faithful partner Golurk's chest is starting to weaken. He keeps assuring me it's nothing to worry about, but every time he tries to battle, he has to hold it on with one hand. Yesterday he blew a hole in a wall in front of him. I've had to keep him in his Pokeball for now, but I fear if I don't find a way to fix it soon, he'll level a city block and die. Do you know if there is there anything I can do?

You need to get that boi to either a professor or a hospital, they can stabilise the seal, find the cause of the problem, and help you both to recover and also know how to avoid this in the future.

Golurk is a pokemon I have only rarely been lucky to deal with, each time was exactly the same, seal broken, damaged or fully gone. It takes a ceremony, about 10 siglyph, and a lot of time to perform the repair, but it certainly has to happen otherwise you’re right, he could demolish a lot in a short time.

Why this happened comes down to a few thing, first of all, the most common one, training. Training these Pokémon is a delicate balancing act, grow too fast and they put strain in the seal that otherwise can adjust to a steady incline of power. Alternatively you can train them for defence, which channels a lot of their core energy to strengthening their body and again, the pressure on the seal is dispersed and not just building in its core.

Another reason can be because of an injury, gained during battle or just accident. I’ve seen a Pokémon use a move strong enough to remove the seal entirely, and let me tell you it was not an easy fix. My whole team took a beating, me included. You’re wise to keep him in his pokeball for now, it won’t be for long.

If you can’t find anyone else to do the job, we can here at the lab, but it must be done soon dear, for the safety of everyone. Once that seal comes off, it’s a matter of time before they can’t control their own power, destroy everything around them, and then the power dies out, and so do they.

The procedure he will need is relatively successful, we’ve certainly not heard of a professor or nurse to lose one during what is essentially a spiritual surgery. It’s a very calm process and requires a days work, but certainly isn’t something to worry over. Be brave, you two will be just fine.

[sometransgal]

Why do Goblins have to eat trash? Why can’t goblin cuisine simply have a strong emphasis on fermentation and controlled spoilage?

Like fermentation stinks to high heaven and you typically hide it away in dark and cool places. It fits lore wise for a creature that lives in a cave and is described as unclean.

Anyway this has been food for thought

[bramblepatch]

concept: a setting where every race has a different preferred method of food preservation and each of them is pretty sure that everyone else is ruining their food - goblinoids are masters of fermented foods, elves make exquisite sundried fruits and jerkies, dwarf cities have enchanted walk-in freezers hewn from living stone, gnomes can pickle anything, orcish smokehouses are legendary.

humans and halflings don’t have their own signature food preservation methods, but are notable for being willing to eat everyone else’s trail rations.

[prismatic-bell]

Goblins also have an EXQUISITE mushroom cuisine. A single package of genuine goblin-grown shelf mushrooms can be worth more than gold in some regions.

[animatedamerican]

Okay, yes to all of this, but consider: FUSION CUISINE. 

Some adventurous gnome starts using elf-dried berries and herbs in their pickling vat. Some curious orc discovers what happens when you smoke goblin-fermented fish. An elf defies all tradition and starts adding both orcish curing seasonings and goblin-made vinegar to their jerky. A couple of dwarves and halflings working together accidentally invent ice cream and nobody knows how.

[inprogresspokemon]

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iguanamouth‌:

just had a dream where there was a baby evolution of koffing called puffle and it looked like this and also it was a nightmare and im pretty sure i died at the end of it

I would lay down my life for puffle

@inprogresspokemon esc

I love all of iguanamouth’s work (if you haven’t been to their blog, do yourself a favor and check it out) but Puffle is truly a gift.

[lovepokemontcg]

illus. Sumiyoshi Kizuki “Ralts” from Secret Wonders

[opossumberry]

my sister wanted me to draw pikachu with a detective pikachu hat

he’s a fan

[rosequart]

everyone shut up about the mcu and talk about the cmu (cozy media universe):

ghibli movies

over the garden wall

moomin

hilda

animal crossing

stardew valley

[revilonilmah]

#150 Mewtwo cannot be controlled!

What a journey it has been, I can’t believe there is only 1 more pokemon to go! But its not the end yet, I’ll be making an announcement for you guys soon!

[ladyowltonspokemon]

[jimjongjung]

Sensory issues aren’t about fear.  They’re causing physical pain.

So I see a lot of people (mostly not actually autistic people) talking about sensory issues in terms of fear.  They’ll say things like “oh, he’s afraid of the vacuum.”  

This, of course, isn’t correct.  It’s not that the person is afraid of the vacuum, it’s that it’s literally causing them pain.  Like, literally.  If you put an autistic person in an FMRI and expose them to one of their sensory issues you’ll see their pain centres light up. 

So, why is this a problem?  Well, most people view fear as something that can be overcome.  So they’ll look down on people that let themselves be controlled by it.  Which isn’t good.  The other thing is that the tried and tested way to overcome fear is through exposure therapy.  However, if the thing is pain and not fear, all you’re going to do is numb yourself from the pain.  Which is generally not the best way to deal with things. 

So, if you’re autistic, remember that your sensory issues are part of how your brain physically works, and you can’t just will yourself out of them.  If you’re not autistic, don’t dismiss people’s sensory issues so flippantly.  Rember it’s literally causing them pain. 

[paoriinaa]

Chubby bulbasaur just wants some love

[prof-peach]

((From my Pokemon blog, seven-region-army)) "How do you make sure the pumpkin part of your Pumpkaboo doesn't decompose or anything?"

There’s three things that can cause rot in a Pumkaboo, the main issue is too much water. When their body gets damaged in battle they usually just heal over and recover without issue. Their ghostly energy will maintain their body’s health of course, but battle damage or scrapes and bruises can lead to an infection. For cuts and scrapes, let them dry out, you may notice this can crack apart a bit more, but it will scab over and heal up in a matter of time. If they are in water or bog conditions a lot, you may find black or brown squishy patches appear on them, again, you must dry them out, get a dehumidifier, and of course keep them out of the rain for a bit. A radiator is equally effective when on, and they’re sitting close (but not touching)

luckily they have a reliable immune system, their dual type nature means they have a resilience to a lot of common issues that would affect the squash and pumpkins we actually eat, and they are normally quite tolerant of the rain and general moisture in the area. It’s only when a Pokémon is damaged or scraped up that the issues start to arise. Clean the body from time to time with a gentle anti-bacterial wash on a cloth or sponge, to reduce the chance of infection if the Pokémon should get hurt. 90% of the time they are just fine even when damaged, it’s that 10% where germs get ahold of them and they need to be rushed to a hospital to remove damaged tissues and start their recovery. 

You should be alright, just be a little diligent if you battle lots or spend a lot of time outside. 

[myautisticjournal]

Autistic culture is either swallowing foods with bad textures whole so you don’t have to suffer longer or spending half an hour chewing one bite because you can’t swallow the bad texture.

[prof-peach]

Hey professor! I'm considering an experiment where I give out Tyrogue eggs as starter pokemon instead of a traditional starter. It'll be a two parter. Part one is teaching new trainers how to handle pokemon from their youngest, and teaching them about egg care. Part two is a case study on the impact of trainer personality on Tyrogue evolution. What do you think? Shall I send you some eggs?

Its a very good idea! It’d certainly be interesting to see the results. We have our own practice on the island that means the Pokémon chooses their partner so we would have to hand them out to older kids. We don’t trust the young ones with eggs, some of them have actively taken to dropping them to make adults panic, so we just flat out don’t allow it anymore, we’ve lost too many too kids who think eggs aren’t even Pokémon yet, and just let them crack and get damaged. Giving an egg to a child and THEN training them just goes against the labs code of conduct, we do it this way because the Pokémon is more important than the child getting what it wants. An egg can’t express what it wants until it’s hatched, and though most eggs hatch and bond with the trainer they first see, there’s a small chance that the two will be badly paired up. At this point the humans ‘wants’ the Pokémon and the Pokémon is either unhappy or indifferent. A child can struggle to understand that they don’t own a Pokémon, they simply walk beside them, and are their friend, so releasing a partner they’ve hatched is usually a no-go topic with the younger ones. To save everyone heartbreak we just don’t practice it anymore. 

At 15-16 we do train kids to care for eggs, but the 10 year olds aren’t allowed to join that tier until they are of age, and pass a generalised test that just gives us an idea of their levels of empathy knowledge and patience. We could certainly give them to the older kids though? We’ve got 5 in training for the summer holiday, 4 of which show good promise. If you have enough eggs for them, we can keep an eye on them as they learn. 

What would happen if the hatched Tyrogue decided it wasn’t interested in being anyone’s partner? Are you doing this research at your end too?  We need some juicy deets bud! But I love the potential information that could come from this experiment. 

[prof-peach]

Hey professor, I run a small sanctuary for ghost types, i usually take in phantumps and litwicks so people can come in and find their siblings/ baby. This also means I’ve run into many picky eaters, but I’m having trouble with one phantump, he wont eat anything other than apples, he’ll eat applesauce on a lucky day and I usually mix vitamins in with that. But he’s also figured out when I doctor food and he wont eat it. Any advice?

Ah how sweet, it’s good of you to take the time for these Pokémon! Excellent species. Ok well the good news is they do photosynthesise, and don’t necessarily need to eat like a regular Pokémon. Some enjoy it because it reminds them of a past life, or something seems familiar about the process of eating. Others are less connected to who they once were or any past lives, and they don’t need the food. We have phantump that don’t eat for up to 3 weeks, and simply bask in the sun to make their own food. I’d not worry about forcing them to eat too much, they don’t actually need it. Install a UV bulb and watch, you may notice that this fussy eater prefers sun-food, instead of regular food. 

once they evolve then you may have to add nutrients to the water they drink, but again, there not big eaters. Sunshine and the occasional feed mixed in with their drinks will do the trick. For now, offer the apples but do not worry if it doesn’t take it, it’s kind of how these Pokémon are sometimes. 

[galaxyofgover]

There are so many Swinubs in Pokemon Go now. I caught four on my way to work today and I love them.

[line-shark]

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[bogleech]

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

[go-lurk]

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers