[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[blackirishweab]

[spikedru]

tfw you accidentally domesticate the local vampire and now hes in your house and he just. wont. leave. he keeps coming back. hes having cocoa with your mom

[disco-tea]

Sorry. I need to go to bed but I’m still laughing about this. Just Spike repeatedly showing up at Buffy’s house when she’s NOT EVEN THERE. Just to chill with her family.

Like I wish this had been a bigger running gag than it already was. POV, you go home from college to visit your mom and your literal mortal enemy who’s job is to kill you and vice versa is chilling on the sofa eating popcorn and watching soap operas. He knows where everything in the cupboards and linen closet goes. He knows what brand of laundry detergent to use for the washing machine and how to work the coffee maker and that your sister has a big science project on Tuesday. Your mom says he’s invited to Christmas Eve dinner. You didn’t even know she was planning one.

[cronegloam]

@marinxttes so true bestie

[sayyoume]

They should have written more scenes like this. This is pure gold.

[skyotters]

The Sun & The Bull

[webheadmenace]

@justcakethanks

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[doodleducks]

Canon

[frenchublog]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[hamptercatapult]

[7amcoffee]

RuneScape x Mother 3 A very fun crossover commission featuring Dang from RuneScape in the Battle Memory! See more over at https://old.reddit.com/r/DANG/ All credit to the artist: ShushSalmon

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[landscapingfan]

routine maintenance

[regressive-rs]

@goodbye-susan

[unification]

tuesday morning fat hource

[fakedoe]

my twt moots artstyles!

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[borderlands-disorder]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[fakedoe]

in color