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moonykat

Let's start a revolution

moonykat

Let's start a revolution

jorgiedelaigle

we-darkacademia

We all have that Room no. 19 in our lives, where we can't let anyone in.

butterflypeaflowertea

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

butterflypeaflowertea

and this tweet as well

butterflypeaflowertea

this also

conways

dilfphd

inthefallofasparrow

Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.

Yo . The secret is this....

badjokesbyjeff

An old farmer got up in the middle of the night to use the toilet.

As he was heading back to bed, he looked out the window and saw the lights on in his shed. A closer inspection revealed men loading his tools and farm machinery into their truck.

He rushes to the phone and calls 000 (911)

“I need the police! There are some guys clearing out my shed!”

“OK sir, we have dispatched officers, they should be there in about an hour.”

“An hour?! But they’ll be long gone by then!”

“I’m sorry sir but there are no officers in your area.”

The farmer hangs up angrily, waits 10 minutes and then calls 000 again.

“Hi, it’s me again. Don’t worry about sending those cops, I’ve just shot the robbers.” and he hangs up.

Less then 10 minutes later, three cop cars and a helicopter arrive and the robbers are arrested. The sergeant goes up to the house and bangs on the door. The farmer opens it in his dressing gown and holding a cup of tea.

“What’s going on here!? You said you shot the robbers!”

“You said there were no officers in my area.”