just trash

this is now a loki stan account my apologies cricket . libra. regrettably existing

[calware]

[bat-diagnosis]

Species; Hollly fuck

Specialty; Holy fuck

Suggestion; Look at those EARS

[memorycycle]

do you think when they release the anchor it bonks a fish on the head sometimes . sorry thats probably sad to think about. maybe jf we imagine the funny coconut bonk sound and the fish is only a little annoyed. lets keep it PG no blood. they have a date at the anemone fields tomorrow it wouldnt be fair. oh fuck a second anchor

[blrmerch]

👋 I like your shoelaces.

[regrettablyexisting]

someone get the president these i have a plan

[inkyxward]

HANK! PORN’S STILL BANNED ON TUMBLR! THEY HAVEN’T CHANGED THE RULES, HANK! DON’T POST TITS! HAAAAAAAAANK!

[despazito]

abstract portrait of Ray Liotta i drew high

[gunsandfireandshit]

If this is how you heard that Ray Liotta died then sorry in advance

[powerburial]

[funnytwittertweets]

[nanigram]

random Loki doodles

[rylandsgrace]

Bonus:

[ostolero]

[xignis]

baikal seals look like if you do so much as breathe a single molecule on them theyll disintegrate into a small puddle of tears

they look like they make the laminated sheet wobble sound unprompted and constantly

[roughentumble]

ok hanging out on reddit is actually a great idea. someone said they didnt like henry cavill as geralt because witchers move "10x faster than a human", but cavill only moves at human speeds, and someone replied they were "fascinated by what actor they would suggest instead" given the limitation that all actors are human.

[roughentumble]

"maybe OP knows the secret to making witchers in real life but no one's listening" bro 😭

[thedramaandart]

"Geralt should be played by a horse" is the hot take of the day.

[gharashambles]

Specifically played by the horse playing Roach atm and it should be filmed like the Lindsay Lohan version of Parent Trap.

[ceekari]

new proposition: instead of going back to using 'lemon' again, let's use a different fruit this time

I'm thinking... Apple

please remember to tag all your naughty posts with 'Apple' from now on

[goldenstripes001]

How dare you leave this in the tags

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[srsfunny]

Antique shops

[gffa]

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi.  Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force.  This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.

[ginathethundergoddess]

Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.

[gffa]

This is the only correction I am willing to accept.