Ellie

Just your everyday kinda loser

[i-wildest-dreams]

[aliciakeysvevo-deactivated20170]

[chloee-bee-mee]

[solitarixs]

thank you

[condensingly-blog]

YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL

[puga-shuffs-blog]

This gives me such a sense of satisfaction is that weird

Especially the cars

[thegoldenwyvern]

This feels strangely relaxing. This technique might be really good for anxiety :0

[chucknoblet-deactivated20160615]

[lolfactory]

Relatable

✚follow LOLFACTORY on tumblr [this funny picture via lolsnaps] ♥ buy cool hoodies & sweats♥

[snazziest]

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

[lovelytrashcan]

This is too true, holy crap

[weloveshortvideos]

When mom says dinner is ready

[shoothikedrinkfuck]

Sweet angel no

[greeneggs-an-sam]

Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like he just had a great time falling down the stairs? Like I want to handle bad things as well as this puppy does

[darkparadise-88-deactivated2019]

[regular-loser]

me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[shaycode]

Why does Chris Christie sound like a teenage girl in 2004 telling someone to “talk to the hand"

[lovlae]

no lie this is me

[out-in-the-open]

Dean Winchester’s One Perfect Tear (OPT)

[thoughts-memories]

[mooseleys]

[all-things-tv-series]

[regular-loser]

I'm dean woooooo

[buzzfeed]

It’s been a really wild year on this website.