ten trillion years

[freejimmer-blog]

Up in the club like dirk nowitzki

[javariscrittenton-blog]

[northmiamigoon-deactivated20150]

a caveman off them beans

[wizardjpeg]

get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

[vedurnan]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[supermariomamafucker]

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

[angelicguy]

acting on your best behavior!

laugh at Cars because of mater!

every body wants to rule the world!

[classicmeevs]

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

why

[classicmeevs]

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

[onlinebeast]

Goodnight images goodnight documents goodnight apps goodnight files

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

name is 1 molecule

[littlegreyzetan]

WAKE UP BRO … … … game gramps uploaded new video … … AWAKE

[weakmoves]

[detectivehole]

what do you do in your free time?

freeze in place until i'm within render distance

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[angelicguy]

you get headshot by a guy in call of duty warzone and youre like “i bet that guys such a tryhard” and it cuts to a 2 inch tall man jumping from button to joystick on a normal sized controller

[emailmore]

watching some gibbon vids