77.63 light years away

Regulus? Regulus. JK rowling really sucks as a person, huh?

[regulusingg]

Regulus: What to do if you’re better at the “error” Part of “trial and error”? Step one: Pull up a chair and let’s talk, because I’ve also mastered that part.

[regulusingg]

James:

[regulusingg]

Marauders era as vines

Slytherin version pt 1

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Walburga: there’s only one thing worse than ‘being disowned’

*removes paper over ‘regulus’

Sirius: regulus

Walburga: n o

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Evan: yo do you have any shaving cream?

Mulciber: nah, I don’t like the taste

Evan: you eat shaving cream?

Mulciber: no, why would I eat it if I don’t like the taste?

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Bellatrix: *stabs andromeda*

Narcissa: wHy DId YoU kILL hEr LiKe tHAt

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*completely giving up starring*

*me* regulus

*me* regulus

*me* regulus

*and introducing me* regulus

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Lucious and Sirius fighting:

Regulus: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

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Sirius opening Jame’s curtains: WAKE UP

Regulus sitting up: what the fuck man?

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Barty: people say you have to go to college

Barty: I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger

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Snape: *slides down wet ramp*

Snape: good evening.

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Snape: he’s[barty] being convicted of capital murder

Regulus: whats next; lowercase murder?

[regulusingg]

Soulmate au where ink appears on your soulmate’s skin and claw marks of the inferni appeared on James until the water washed away the blood on Regulus’ body and thats how James knew he died before the letter came.

[thesiriusblacklover]

Therapist: have you ever had a job?

Sirius: I worked at a zoo once

Therapist: oh, and what did you take from that

Sirius: definitely not a penguin

Therapist: what

Sirius: what

[regulusingg]

Barty: Fudge!!

Regulus: Look, I get this is a tough situation but you need to watch your fucking language

[regulusingg]

Can I just say

The Story of Regulus Black by wickitywhack

[regulusingg]

James: *runs head first into a door*

James: Oo I forgot it was closed

[regulusingg]

Sirius holding a package: O my god I’ve been waiting for this since I ordered it

Regulus: ...YEA

[regulusingg]

How can you sleep at night by Tom walker is a starchaser song

[regulusingg]

Sirius: You can’t be SIRIUS!!

Marlene: You’ve got to be MCKIDDING me!!!

James: *Puts hands up in a non-threatening gesture and slowly backs away*

[regulusingg]

Well Again and Again and Never and Always by PraenomenSobriquet on ao3 is the coolest thing I’ve ever read

[regulusingg]

Sirius: Oh, yea, the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues

Sirius: Explain that logic

[mystical-marauder]

James: *taps table*

Sirius: *taps back*

Peter: what are they doing?

Remus: morse code

James: *taps more aggressively*

Sirius: *slamming his hands down on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[cosmicpadfoot]

I'm here to talk shit about jk rowling and worship remus lupin.

aren't we all.

[regulusingg]

Sirius: Hey do you happen to know my blood type?

Remus: Yea. B positive.

Sirius: Well, guessed wrong. HEY POMFREY-

[regulusingg]

Regulus: I’m playing a new drinking game, it’s called “every time I’m depressed, I take a drink” 

Barty: That game exists, it’s called alcoholism